The Unemployed Jonny Paycheck (DISCUSS)
Bambouche
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NOW TUNED IN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DRUNKEST[/b]
1. Lost his job.
2. Obviously drunk.
3. Personal hygiene is, how do you say, slippin'. (Not only is he absent a tie in the above snapshot, I count 3 undid buttons on that unironed shirt.)
4. I hear he's hanging out with neer-do-wells.
5. Is this avatar a cry for help?
I think an intervention is necessary. Who's with me?
1. Lost his job.
2. Obviously drunk.
3. Personal hygiene is, how do you say, slippin'. (Not only is he absent a tie in the above snapshot, I count 3 undid buttons on that unironed shirt.)
4. I hear he's hanging out with neer-do-wells.
5. Is this avatar a cry for help?
I think an intervention is necessary. Who's with me?
Comments
That pic caught him saying a halfhearted "ayyo" midway through that pic or what?
LIKE BOBBY BYRD HE NEEDS SOME HELP
you can't smell vodka...duh
Did he tell them to "take this job and shove it"?
I think it was a bit of the tipple than dun him in.
You assholes wanna make vodka jokes or do you want to save a life? I remember in my Psychology 101 class they said people often make veiled references to taking trips or getting rid of possessions just before they, well... you know.
you can almost see his inner-Chasidic trying to get free
That's what every alkie thinks.
When we're done with Paycheck, we'll get to you, Daze, but wait your goddamned turn.
Quit projecting...
Seriously. You drink enough and you just reek of booze. vodka does something to sweat, makes it into supah toxic BO.
????
assholes
fuckyou
toedown
vanzetti
you little poptart dudes will never understand the depth and breadth of my naming conventions. And I quote:
I have never pretended to reveal anything new or to launch novelties onto the culture market. A minute correction of the essential is more important than a hundred new accessories. All that is new is the direction of the current which carries commonplaces along. For as long as there have been men -- and men who read Soulstrut -- everything has been said and few people have gained anything from it. Because our ideas are in themselves commonplace, they can only be of value to people who are not.
The modern world must learn what it already knows, become what it already is, by means of a great work of exorcism, by conscious practice. One can escape from the commonplace only by manhandling it, mastering it, steeping it in dreams, giving it over to the sovereign pleasure of subjectivity. Above all I have emphasized subjective will, but nobody should criticize this until they have examined the extent to which the objective conditions of the contemporary world are furthering the cause of subjectivity day by day. Everything starts from subjectivity, and nothing stops there. Today less than ever.
And ladies, we're not talking about whether he's handsome or not. We're talking about saving his liver, if not his life, from this dangerous cycle of death...
(And I must say I am dissapointed that nobody ran with my reinterpretations of Jay references. You call yourselves hip-hop fans?)
Well then! Yes our boy may lack that "fuckable redfacedness" that you simply adore but he does rock the "swarthy swagger" with a undeniable berkley-to-wall street smugness that drives Christopher St. simply mad in the spring and summer seasons.
...defect for the Stones Throw board????
For the sheer volume of references I've caught you making to redfaced fuckability (to the one mention I made in the throes of fawnability) I'd venture to guess that Archaic might not be the only jealous one with some serious static cling issues...
PUCKER UP YOUNG FAWNIX[/b]
To reference Morrissey yet again, "Don't worry, it'll happen someday."
zing and zang
ummm...Never that son?