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Best Stroke In The NBA (Not Basketball Related)

RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
edited June 2006 in Strut Central
Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis........[/b] http://cbs13.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html

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  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Oh, jesus. Imagine if he was playing NCAA ball. The Cameron chants would be unreal.



    ...not a Bentley
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Can there possibly be a worse look?
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts



    Slightly.

    But cred-wise? No.
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Why the hell would you admit to "masturbating myself" while watching a porn while driving drunk? Dude couldn't come up with any other excuse??

    "I'll get you whatever car in life you want. I'll have it for you tomorrow. You want a Hummer? You want a...not a Bently."

  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts
    the snyopsis of this whole fiasco sounds like some 1999 eminem freestyle lyrics for real!

    ie:

    "i'm so fucked i snuffed pablo escobar
    while i jerked off to porn in my car's dvd player and smash into a parked car"
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