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funny BLIND DATE stories

youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
edited May 2005 in Strut Central
anyone got any???

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  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    As in the TV show, where porn stars try to hook up with "regular" guys? I like the one with Mercedes Ashley.
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    naw. .i mean actual real life blind dates that average people like us went on and funny things happened. stein. . .
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    naw. .i mean actual real life blind dates that average people like us went on and funny things happened. stein. . .

    I went on a blind date from the Internet, I was all excited, she was supposed to be all hot and shit, and she was even into records! She had all sorts of soul and funk. I was thinking, how much better could it get?

    So I get to the restaurant and I went to sit down and almost threw up.


































    It was hcrink!
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    naw. .i mean actual real life blind dates that average people like us went on and funny things happened. stein. . .

    I went on a blind date from the Internet, I was all excited, she was supposed to be all hot and shit, and she was even into records! She had all sorts of soul and funk. I was thinking, how much better could it get?

    So I get to the restaurant and I went to sit down and almost threw up.



    It was hcrink!

    So did he put out?
  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    this guy's got one -

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    real heads know the deal
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    As in the TV show, where porn stars try to hook up with "regular" guys? I like the one with Mercedes Ashley.

    hahaha you just want me to tell my fucked up story again. no way jose.
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    As in the TV show, where porn stars try to hook up with "regular" guys? I like the one with Mercedes Ashley.

    hahaha you just want me to tell my fucked up story again. no way jose.

    I didn't know you had a story. PM me with it.
  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    Well, I dont know if this is funny or sad.

    I was hooked up with this girl, and Im not sure if the girl who set us up was well intentioned or playing a joke, I think she was well intentioned. Anyway, I tell the girl on the phone that I will be getting back into town late that evening and if she could get us a table at Don Pablos (cause it is right off the e-way) at around 10 that would be great, my treat (cause im fly like that, nice guy).


    I get into town and meet her at Don Pablos. I saw a pic of her head (HEAD ONLY) before, so I recognized her at the booth. Ill be damned if she isnt midget. Well, I dont know, half midget? do they have those? She is short and stubby, and some of her body looks disporportionate to the rest of her, but some is normal, and she wasnt THAT short. So I just couldnt figure it out.

    Fine, whatever, not my thing, but I will go through with the date anyway.

    SHe blurts out "You must really LOVE me if you are paying for Don Pablos! IT is sucha fancy restaraunt!" "really, its no big deal, its just Don Pablos, its not even that good, stop saying that" I said. "But this shows that you really care about me" "No it doesnt"

    We order our food, and then there is a very uncomforable silence. We begin to chit chat about bullshit. At that point I didnt want to reveal too much, so i kept it simple and pleasant. "I like that old pepsi sign" etc.

    Her conversation started like this: "I have really long nipples, my ex-boyfriend loved em, he would always flick em. One day you will get to see em" "Your nipples or your boyfriend?" "My nipples. I have a pic of my boyfriend" "No thanks"

    never talked to her again.
  • dj_pidj_pi 335 Posts
    Yo...

    This is really insane that someone posted something about blind dates and I so happened to go on one last night. I was really nervous, and didn't even have a picture of the girl and we had only spoken once. The girl was really cute, kinda short and nice and petite. I was happy. Going out again tonight. Nothing really weird about the date though.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    This isn't touching the 3 inch nipple story, but around 10 years ago I went on my first & only blind date (and only internet date). In my early days of using the internet I met a girl online who lived near me. I had just moved to New Mexico at the time and didn't know anyone, so I figured it would be a good way to meet somebody.



    So, we decide to hang out for the day and we go have breakfast.

    After we ate, it was pretty obvious that we were'nt hitting it off, so I had her take me to buy some records cause I didn't have a car.

    I finished and as we were outside in the parking lot getting ready to leave, I ask her to drop me off at home. Right in the middle of my sentence a bird shits alllllllllll over me. Head, hands, arms all that. This bird must have had diarrhea or something cause it was everywhere.





    I carefully get into her car and ask if she has a napkin or anything.



    "nope."



    So we drive around and finally stop at a Taco Bell where I cleaned myself off.

    After that she dropped me off at home.



    We didn't talk much after that.
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    Her conversation started like this: "I have really long nipples, my ex-boyfriend loved em, he would always flick em. One day you will get to see em" "Your nipples or your boyfriend?" "My nipples. I have a pic of my boyfriend" "No thanks"

    Ha. Quote of the day. You should've flicked her ex boyfriend.
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    in the middle of my sentence a bird shits alllllllllll over me. Head, hands, arms all that. This bird must have had diarrhea or something cause it was everywhere.

    Damn, QotD tie today.....
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    As in the TV show, where porn stars try to hook up with "regular" guys? I like the one with Mercedes Ashley.

    hahaha you just want me to tell my fucked up story again. no way jose.

    I didn't know you had a story. PM me with it.


    plaese to see my fives post from a week ago. not exactly a blind date story but close.
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