pope is on the fastrack
TREW
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anyone read the headlines today? it's all over the net..first of all the words 'pope' and 'fastrack' should never appear in the same sentence, sounds too corporate-y..secondly what's the deal with miracles?? i've read that they only count if they occur after the pope's death.. 
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...thus the fasttrack[/b]...
HA!
to any catholic out there: so what counts as a miracle these days? water to wine, curing achy knees, appearing in a water stain underneath a train bridge..
please forgive my ignorance, i'm not really into religion as a lifestyle.. more like a curious observer.
Most of what I see listed when sainthoods are granted are "miraculous" cures associated in some way with the sainted individual, i.e. a horn was growing out of my ass, I prayed to Pope John Paul 2 and it fell off...
Did I get that right?
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so pope think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in church
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a pew
Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha pope outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black pope showin out for the white priest
Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk pope are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of priests, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say
Fuck the pope (4X)
Yes, exactly.
As we speak he's at his balcony overlooking St Peters Square crooning 'Come Spy With Me' in his sweetest, Smokey-esque falsetto.
Bravo Il Papa! Bravo!
yo,on channel 4 the other night they were talking about a banker for the mason,mob,and the pope back in the early 80's they found hung from the london bridge....some funky stuff
Gorton's anyone?