Dude, take this year to write down every story from your days at that shop!
the world needs to hear this stuff before the real leaders silence us
For your birthday, I will talk to everyone that I know in publishing to make it happen. Happy birthday...those stories will entertain me until your next one.
Dude, take this year to write down every story from your days at that shop!
the world needs to hear this stuff before the real leaders silence us
For your birthday, I will talk to everyone that I know in publishing to make it happen. Happy birthday...those stories will entertain me until your next one.
ok, heres another one then,
awww shit i cant believe im gonna type this,
ok, we used to hand out sachets of lube to dudes who were heading up to the darkroom, anyways, i come back baked from my break with some french fries, set myself down and my fucking coworker swaps my ketchup sachet for the lube.
like i said, im baked and 1/2 paying attention i sit down, squeeze lube all over my fries and eat 1 before realising what he did.
it took a few cokes to get the taste out and a few shifts to live it down.
Dude, take this year to write down every story from your days at that shop!
the world needs to hear this stuff before the real leaders silence us
For your birthday, I will talk to everyone that I know in publishing to make it happen. Happy birthday...those stories will entertain me until your next one.
ok, heres another one then,
awww shit i cant believe im gonna type this,
ok, we used to hand out sachets of lube to dudes who were heading up to the darkroom, anyways, i come back baked from my break with some french fries, set myself down and my fucking coworker swaps my ketchup sachet for the lube.
like i said, im baked and 1/2 paying attention i sit down, squeeze lube all over my fries and eat 1 before realising what he did.
it took a few cokes to get the taste out and a few shifts to live it down.
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Happy Birthday! You are appreciated.
Have a great day!!!
i feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Kidding.
Happy birthday dude.
i have a feeling you already celebrated enough the other night... but have a good one, man.
...lotta birthdays on SS this month
the world needs to hear this stuff before the real leaders silence us
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NON-BELEIVER
And I just wanted an excuse to put this in another thread.
Gondwanaland Represent!
For your birthday, I will talk to everyone that I know in publishing to make it happen. Happy birthday...those stories will entertain me until your next one.
ok, heres another one then,
awww shit i cant believe im gonna type this,
ok, we used to hand out sachets of lube to dudes who were heading up to the darkroom, anyways, i come back baked from my break with some french fries, set myself down and my fucking coworker swaps my ketchup sachet for the lube.
like i said, im baked and 1/2 paying attention i sit down, squeeze lube all over my fries and eat 1 before realising what he did.
it took a few cokes to get the taste out and a few shifts to live it down.
That's why they make flavoured lube?