RECORD KARMA NON BELIEVERS
JLR
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You do realize that record karma existence does not depend on what you believe in, right?I mean, the Earth didn't flat itself to adapt to what people believe was the TRUTH. The TRUTH was there, just waiting to be discovered.Being there a 50 % chance that record karma is real, why risk it?Don't toss records. Don't do wrong to records. Don't laugh at records. Love your Mantovani's the same way you love your free jazz raers. All of the above works for lizard people too. Yes.
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I'm teaching my children the joys of noise free records too:
From the record-god to your ear right? If record karma exists (which I believe to be the case) then it could just as easily be about setting old records free, stacking 5 on a turntable, celebrating their comedic covers, and being wary of the record devil disguised as a free jazz terd.
She'll have a negative headphone karma account, right? Look at how stretched that headphone is... hurts my eyes.
They know I can't move a finger and I want to just sit here and be quiet just in case they suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to pile those records. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even pile records..."