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"Dante fuggin' clocked me in the nose" D*ve

BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
edited March 2006 in Strut Central
BWWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Damn, I am STILL laughing at this. Way too fucking !!!!Anyone else ever draw blood from a fellow Strutter?

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  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Never draw, only drawn.
  • dreas_heardrumsdreas_heardrums 686 Posts
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    hahaha! shit had me cracking up today.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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    hahaha! shit had me cracking up today.

    Link? Anecdote? Mind Meld?
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    Never draw, only drawn.

    GrammarStrut in full effect!!
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    :

    hahaha! shit had me cracking up today.

    Link? Anecdote? Mind Meld?

    Sometimes when a man has spent the evening drinking meaty beer and eating shrimp sorbet, getting hit with a ginger snap is enough to incite the handing out of just rewards.

    the hangover continues....


  • NiteKrawler45NiteKrawler45 1,062 Posts
    You all are hopelessly endearing.
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    You all are hopelessly endearing.



    I can appreciate that sentiment. At least the Chicago mafia will have something to talk about.
  • dCastillodCastillo 1,963 Posts
    You all are hopelessly endearing.



    I can appreciate that sentiment. At least the Chicago mafia will have something to talk about.

    HAHAAAAH

    All because of Bleak House. It's your sister's fault!
  • dCastillodCastillo 1,963 Posts
    Also I'd like to welcome S. Harlow to the Chicago record mafia.
  • DCarfagnaDCarfagna 983 Posts
    It started with Belgium beer.
    I then adamantly said I would buy Gillian Anderson's X-Files pinball machine.
    Drank a beer that tasted like a smoky rack of ribs and was garnished with a Slim Jim.
    Ancient Marie bought us shots at the Rip Tide at 2 am.
    At this point, record banter was slowing to a halt.
    Retired to Dreas' house for the nightcap L.
    Comcast threw a ginger snap at my face and I popped him.
    We laughed.
    Dave bled a little and crashed on my couch.
    All in a day's work.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    So this is what I can expect when I come out for Castle Born Day?

  • dreas_heardrumsdreas_heardrums 686 Posts
    yes, nothing short of just rewards for all.
  • progbeatzprogbeatz 451 Posts
    Does this mean I have to start hitting the heavy bag?
  • dCastillodCastillo 1,963 Posts
    Does this mean I have to start hitting the heavy bag?

    Yes. We're a rowdy bunch when liquored up.
  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    Does this mean I have to start hitting the heavy bag?

    Yes. We're a rowdy bunch when liquored up.


    Get them Palmies ready.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    It started with Belgium beer.
    I then adamantly said I would buy Gillian Anderson's X-Files pinball machine.
    Drank a beer that tasted like a smoky rack of ribs and was garnished with a Slim Jim.
    Ancient Marie bought us shots at the Rip Tide at 2 am.
    At this point, record banter was slowing to a halt.
    Retired to Dreas' house for the nightcap L.
    Comcast threw a ginger snap at my face and I popped him.
    We laughed.
    Dave bled a little and crashed on my couch.
    All in a day's work.

    This is a first (two things I now know for sure):

    1) Dante's post is the only post I can understand in this thread.
    2) I am not officially a member of the Chicago Mafia. Because I'm pretty sure I would have seen this happen if I was. Status-wise, I'm like the innocent Italian guy the cops question in conjunction with a hit when informants dry out and they're scrabbling for something. That, or I'm akin to the goofy-looking guy that keeps popping up in the back of your dad's HS yearbook photos; you don't actually want to ask your dad about him, but he's got this odd turtleneck on, see.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    you don't actually want to ask your dad about him, but he's got this odd turtleneck on, see.


    And the circle remains unbroken...

  • dreas_heardrumsdreas_heardrums 686 Posts
    Does this mean I have to start hitting the heavy bag?

    Yes. We're a rowdy bunch when liquored up.

    hahaha...one year ago batches.

  • Dj_Coma_ToastDj_Coma_Toast 874 Posts
    The chads that live upstairs from me are throwing down right now. People have been walking around here drunk since i went to get a coffee this morning.
  • dreas_heardrumsdreas_heardrums 686 Posts
    http://www.lpchad.com/about-chad/
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