Are You Fu*king Kidding Me? (Bling Related)

BreakSelf · April 2005

http://blingiton.tv/media.htmDude, I love America so much right now.

mylatency · April 2005

Dude, I love America so much right now.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT RIGHT NOW!

Bling bling

Everytime I bless yo ipod

Bling bling

Fany frog ring worth about fifty cents

Bling bling

Everytime I buy a new comb

Bling bling

Lauren's piggy bank and barette

Bling bling

I envision this song played as a loop over and over for eternity when their informercial is produced:

Verse One: Baby

Nigga I got these hoes iced up enough

While my lil B.G.'s on the bus puttin out cigarette butts

But me personally playboy I don't give a fuck

And I'ma always show love to my cut

Hit the club light tha bitch up

The Cash Money motto we got to drank til we throw up

Nigga point the hoe out guaranteed I can fuck

Wootay I'm tattooed and barred up

Medallion iced up, Rolex bezelled up

And my pinky ring is platinum plus

Earrings be trillion cut

And my grill be slugged up

My heart filled with anger cause nigga I don't give a fuck

Stack my chesse up

Cause one day I'm a give this street life up

Beef I don't discuss

A nigga outta line gone get his motherfuckin head bust

Cash Money Millionaires plus

Don't touch sum'in nigga you can't fuck

Twenty inches TV is a must

By the year two thousand I'm gut out my bus

Verse Two: Lil' Turk

A lil nigga seventeen playin with six figures

Got so much ice you can skate on a nigga

When you see cash money you know you stay flossin

Catch cha girl down bad ya know we straight tossin

I aint seen a click yet that can stunt like mine

I aint seen a marette that can run like mine

1999, and it's our turn to shine

Fifty or better on our wrist and they all blind

Pourin vodka til I die drank til I faint

Til a nigga tell me I need another drank

My nigga Baby told me work nigga trick to them hoes

Nigga Baby told me work nigga better than treatin yo nose

I'm the freak of the click

Keep it on the tuck so I creep on a bitch

And I play it on the raw never sleep with a bitch

Keep it real with my niggaz

Never weep for a bitch

(Chorus) Lil' Wayne 2#

Bling bling

Everytime I come around yo city

Bling bling

Pinky ring worth about fifty

Bling bling

Everytime I buy a new ride

Bling bling

Lorenzos on Yokahama tires

Bling bling

Verse Thre: Manny Fresh

It's the nigga with tha Lex bubble

Candy coated helicopter with tha leather cover

If ya suckin' not fuckin' take off the rubber

Then toss that bitch nigga cause I don't love her

Balla, Manny bought a private plane

Then turned around and sold that bitch to Juve and Wayne

They put 30 inch lorenzos on that thang man

I know you niggaz out there just don't understand

Verse Four: Juvenile

I'm a 1999 driver

I'm a uptown third ward magnolia T.C. driver

Ole ignorant ass always touchin

Big ballin ass nigga you can see him when he comin

Booted up, diamond up

Golds be shinnin' up

Muthafuckas be blindin' up

Niggas at the second line be sayin, "I'll be damned"

Up in they best fits sayin, "Juve got me damn"

Bling bling

Everytime I come around yo city

Bling bling

Pinky ring worth about fifty

Bling bling

Everytime I buy a new ride

Bling bling

Lorenzos on Yokahama tires

Bling bling

Verse Five: B.G.

I be that nigga with the ice on me

If it cost less than twenty it don't look right on me

I stay flossed out all through the week

My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.

I be fuckin niggaz bitches all in they home

Niggaz be like, "Look at that Benz on all that chrome"

Diamonds worn by everybody thats in my click

Man I got the price of a mansion 'round my neck and wrist

My nigga Baby gettin' a special built machine

A Mercedes Benz 700 B-14

I know you niggaz can't believe that

I can't wait to see ya haters face when ya see that

Man look at that

Niggaz wear shades just to stand on side of me

Folks say take that chain off boy ya blindin me

All day my phone ringin bling bling bling

Can see my earring from a mile bling bling

Bling bling

Everytime I come around yo city

Bling bling

Pinky ring worth about fifty

Bling bling

Everytime I buy a new ride

Bling bling

Lorenzos on Yokahama tires

Bling bling

noz · April 2005

peacefulrotation · April 2005

*strawman hath been summoned*

Reynaldo · April 2005

They're definitely less misery-laden than the real thing.

djxander · April 2005

anyone find it funny that they're marketing this to white girls?

Mondeyano · April 2005

This looks too real to be a joke but I still can't believe this.

oxnardcore · April 2005

the commercial is hilarious... it comes on late at nite on cable

in fact, after watching it again just now, i told my girlfriend that "if i had a daughter that ruined her $400 ipod with those piece of shit stickers, i'd smack her with it"

"even moms can bling too!"

PABLO · April 2005

Isn't this just an updated incarnation of the Bedazzler?
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That one was marketed to little white girls and, uh, NASCAR fans.

Regardless, that shit is CLASSY.