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HERZOG EATEN BY BEAR, KILLS BEAR FROM INSIDE

ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
edited February 2006 in Strut Central
Living with the grizzlies can.... do things to a man.

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  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    Werner Herzog is the new Chuck Norris.
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts
    Herzog once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts



    Herzog and Gene Hackman, seperated at birth?
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Herzog once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    "KILLS BEAR FROM INSIDE"

    HAHAHAHHA
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    Werner Herzog does not sleep. He waits.

    Werner Herzog once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour even though he spent
    the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Werner Herzog smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.

    Werner Herzog doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Werner Herzog once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate
    the size and power of his actual penis. The result was a baseball bat
    tied to a jackhammer.
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    Werner Herzog does not sleep. He waits.

    Werner Herzog once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour even though he spent
    the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Werner Herzog smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.

    Werner Herzog doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Werner Herzog once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate
    the size and power of his actual penis. The result was a baseball bat
    tied to a jackhammer.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts


    Living with the grizzlies can.... do things to a man.

    "Book 'em, Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of accessory to being a bear."
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    indeed
    is there anything this guy can't or won't do?

    anyone who eats their own shoe is the definition of
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts

    I LOVE IT...
  • SupergoodSupergood 1,213 Posts

    This needs to be added to the graemlist!

    SG
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts

    I LOVE IT...

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts

    This needs to be added to the graemlist!

    SG

    Seriously... Rubix cube ain't even that hard

    DJ Ferrari
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    awesome
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  • davesrecordsdavesrecords 1,802 Posts
    herzog is overated...
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    herzog is overated...
    c'mon dave... it's friday.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    herzog is overated...

    How many times you been shot?
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    herzog is overated...

    How many times you been shot?

    POST SEQUENCE OF THE WEEK. Well done, sir Strauss
  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts

    I LOVE IT...

    The new
  • cHillercHiller 293 Posts
    Herzog CAN touch MC Hammer
  • HawkeyeHawkeye 896 Posts
    Can someone explain me the cult around Herzog jokes ???



    Ahh, OK, I found out whats so funny. Strange, there were no news in germany about Herzog being shot. Dont understand that but it is what it is.

    You ever saw the documentary Herzog made about is most loved enemy, Klaus Kinski ???

    If not watch it, you'll love it to watch a lunatic go crazy.


    Peace
    Hawkeye
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