oh my god help me

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  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    i like to sit in my bed and stare at the wall for a good 8 hours. it usually works like a charm

    this is what i am doin, but i am documenting it for soul strut

  • All I know is that the worst hangover I ever had was when I watched the Big Liebowski (again) right before a gig and thought it would be very Dude of me to just drink White Russians all night.

    Remember when you were a kid and you'd make a funny face and your mom would say, "Don't make faces--it might stay that way"?

    I was the Duderino for the entire following day. Unshaven, in my bathrobe, hung over like a mug, and in a general stupor.

    I should've gone bowling.

  • ayresayres 1,452 Posts
    I thought it would be very Dude of me to just drink Caucasions all night.


  • I should've gone bowling.
    You should have laid on your carpet listening to tapes of bowling sounds on your walkman.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts

    You should have laid in your bathtub listening to tapes of whale sounds on your walkman.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    i know what it is. i ate a giant piece of cake before i went out. the sugar!

  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    I had a boss that use to tell me that porno will cure anything.

    The Flu-Porno
    Headache?-Porno
    Hungover-Porno
    Strep Throat?-Porno

    give it a try.

  • emyndemynd 830 Posts
    I had a boss that use to tell me that porno will cure anything.

    The Flu-Porno
    Headache?-Porno
    Hungover-Porno
    Strep Throat?-Porno

    give it a try.

    What if porno is already a part of your daily routine?

    More porno?

    -e

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    i know what it is. i drank a hundred beers when i went out. the booze!

    much fluid. gatorade. Asprin. then wait until tomorrow. you should feel better then. Today's pretty much a wash. Try to do something that takes very little brain power - but don't do laundry. Nothing more depressing than doing your laundry with a hangover.

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey,

    Using acetominophen (or similar drugs) when alcohol is in the system can damage the liver. You should just have some coffee and sleep it off (if you can).

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    I had a boss that use to tell me that porno will cure anything.

    The Flu-Porno
    Headache?-Porno
    Hungover-Porno
    Strep Throat?-Porno

    give it a try.
    co-sign. A good flick will do the trick!

  • is this the level we should be getting on?

  • wait until tomorrow.

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT C*SMO DONT WANNA HEAR RIGHT NOW

    Try to do something that takes very little brain power







  • I had a boss that use to tell me that porno will cure anything.

    The Flu-Porno
    Headache?-Porno
    Hungover-Porno
    Strep Throat?-Porno

    give it a try.

    What if porno is already a part of your daily routine?

    More porno?

    -e

    Water-sports porno. Helps with the dehydration.

  • hi cos.

  • Hi, Jimi.

    Stay warm.

    You too, Cos.


    Oh, schitt! I was on a crowded-ass Muni train this morning and I saw a young lady reading a magazine. She turns the page and blao!





    Okay, back in your pseudo-K-hole.

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    im so hungover. cant get out of bed. can barely type. cant sleep. my head. i got water. ugh i feel like i want to die

    Jerk off three times with your dick pointing southwest & then have a bowl of bran flakes (no milk)

    peace

    h

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Dude, when I woke up the day after I saw you I was so fucked off I had to sleep in the back of a store on a cot for 2 hours. I was stumbling around all "aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh" to the point where I just had to lay down. I didn't get home until 9 that night and I had planned on being back by 3.







    So my advice is (in no particular order):



    beat your shit

    sit in the bathtub

    drink plenty of water

    take some ibuprofen

    sleep

    eat greasy food



    do eet.

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    I second the Gatorade suggestion mentioned earlier as a part of the feeling better process.

  • Cosmo's 30?

    eww.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Amit stop poking your head around the "grown folks forum"...

  • damn cosmo-SMOKE SOME WEED!!!!! Seriously, a bong hit or two and a some greeeezy type foods always sorts me right out. hope you feel better dude!

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    something ab out susanna hoffs has me saying whattup?

    the Bangles were on the Dick Clark New Years jammie and
    S Hoffs was like 72 years old but looking straight 1984 FLY.

    They kept showing her from one exact camera angle tho...always

  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts


    & sleep...and read hcrink's post and read my entry and feel better about yourself.

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Cot damn, I'm blasted right now. I think I'm gonna have to put these tips into effect. Time to pop in Big Butt Smashdown...

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    hahaha.

    i just woke up next to $5 worth of uneaten wendys. i guess i stopped there on the way home last night, got in bed and passed out before i could manage to eat it!!

    2 vicodin and 2 bottles of wine
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