NSFW (dude, trust me)

Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central
I DID NOT WRITE ANY SUCH "dude, trust me" SCHITT. THIS IS CENSORSHIP[/b] AT IT'S WORST. IS THIS WHAT SOULSTRUT HAS BEEN REDUCED TO??? I'M THROUGH WITH POSTING TEENAGE FEMALES WITH PENISES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. I AM THROUGH WITH CALLING YOU ALL HOMOS. I AM THROUGH[/b]. GO FIND YOUR OWN TEENAGE FEMALE WITH COCK AND ERIC ESTRADA PICTURES. I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!!!!!![/b]



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  • this is like the girl referred to in countless pussy ryhmes... i.e. funky cold medina....

  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    you came back for that!?!

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    joel, the IT kid i work with, caught a glimpse of this and just jumped out of his seat saying "DAAAAMN!!!"... and then he realized he was a homo.

  • LamontLamont 1,089 Posts
    you came back for that!?!

    he gave away his SS account to his kids ?

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    That shit had me rolling! Too bad she's a he because IT is beautiful (possibly homo).



  • Well now...that's just disturbing...

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
    You dirty motherfucker...




  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Well now...that's just disturbing...
    Well now...that's just disturbing...
    Well now...that's just disturbing...

  • troublemantroubleman 1,928 Posts
    this is like the girl referred to in countless pussy ryhmes... i.e. funky cold medina....

    don't forget "Oh Shit" by the Pharcyde.

    One fine summertime sunday evening
    Crenshaw boulevard was in full swing
    Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
    Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
    Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal

    Dude she was dope man real dope on the wheel
    Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
    The next day rolled down to the beach
    Tuesday me and my new crenshaw cutie
    Coolin on the beach and now she???s rubbin on my booty
    Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
    But it wasn???t all that spectacular (why? )
    Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
    She would be like quit b
    Bitch was frontin but I didn???t say nothin
    Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
    I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
    Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
    Then it hit me oh please God no
    Don???t let this ho turn out to be a john doe
    He pulled a fast one on me yo
    I guess that???s one of those things that make you go: shit!

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Damn, and I was about to say "I would hit that."

    Damn.

  • d_wordd_word 666 Posts
    Somebody's gotta post Lindsey Lohan pictures from Variety Fair magazine to redeem this thread. Sayin.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    gimme a few seconds

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    new:













    old:









    I am down for the new, self admitted problem child popstar teen freckle drama queen. Deal with it.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    this is like the girl referred to in countless pussy ryhmes... i.e. funky cold medina....

    don't forget "Oh Shit" by the Pharcyde.

    One fine summertime sunday evening
    Crenshaw boulevard was in full swing
    Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
    Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
    Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal

    Dude she was dope man real dope on the wheel
    Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
    The next day rolled down to the beach
    Tuesday me and my new crenshaw cutie
    Coolin on the beach and now she???s rubbin on my booty
    Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
    But it wasn???t all that spectacular (why? )
    Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
    She would be like quit b
    Bitch was frontin but I didn???t say nothin
    Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
    I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
    Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
    Then it hit me oh please God no
    Don???t let this ho turn out to be a john doe
    He pulled a fast one on me yo
    I guess that???s one of those things that make you go: shit!


    I believe fatlip confesses that this actually happened to him in the short film "what's up fatlip."

  • GambleGamble 844 Posts
    GOD NO. i savored each picture slowly as a scrolled down.


    NOT

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    don't forget about the young innocent and bosomy lohan


  • m_dejeanm_dejean Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut. 2,946 Posts
    Damn, and I was about to say "I would hit that."

    Damn.

    Funny, the first pics had me thinking "jailbait??????nasty". The last one just made it plain nasty. Tap-factor never came into play. I don't dig that teeny look, and attaching a dick to it does not help.

    "Nosiree, Bob"[/b]



  • GambleGamble 844 Posts




    As stunning as these photos are, (enough to make me an official convert, actually), the pavlov dog in me expected to find a penis lazily popping through her capris in a thankfully nonexistant final photo. It was a tense moment.

  • oh shit, is another one.


    i was thinking epmd for a second, but they just had a song about a chick who smelled like "seafood".

  • d_wordd_word 666 Posts
    Re: Lohan: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    NSFW?

    dude, NSFA!

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Re: Lohan: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


    just sayin

  • photshoped rod & tackle perhaps? Dudes don't have hips like that.

  • rod & tackle

    haha... never heard that one

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    I DID NOT WRITE ANY SUCH "dude, trust me" SCHITT. THIS IS CENSORSHIP[/b] AT IT'S WORST. IS THIS WHAT SOULSTRUT HAS BEEN REDUCED TO??? I'M THROUGH WITH POSTING TEENAGE FEMALES WITH PENISES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. I AM THROUGH WITH CALLING YOU ALL HOMOS. I AM THROUGH[/b]. GO FIND YOUR OWN TEENAGE FEMALE WITH COCK AND ERIC ESTRADA PICTURES. I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!!!!!![/b]












    huh? you're funnin', right?

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts




    mmmm. I am feelin' "LL"[/b] as "BB"[/b]




  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,391 Posts


  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    This whole thing is strangely echoing the Dark Phoenix saga from Uncanny X-Men #129-137...







    Phill Most disappears/retires from CDR with a quick peace-out post that many don't see and even fewer take seriously. But then he does pretty much vanish completely. He surfaces occasionally in the Sales Forum, where he calls us soft for not bidding on his hip hop collection (even though we are) and reveals new graemlins, in a devastating display of his awesome new power.



    Now he suddenly turns up out of nowhere, putting us on blast while unleashing hermaphrodietys upon the board - just like in X-Men...or maybe that was Stargate?







    Anyway, all I'm saying is, we can't let it end like this:











    Save Phill Most from the all-consuming energy that is

    [color:red] Dark [/color] [color:orange] Phill [/color][/b] !!!/B>







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  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts

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