What will you ask Salma Hayek...?
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...when she shows up.how long have you been lurking? favorite dollar bin break?have you ever heard of
? Ugly Duckling: HOT or NOT?who is your least/favorite strutter?what do you bid on (on ebay)?Digable Planets VS. Camp Lo?Have you ever released an album? is it
? braeks? funky?We must be prepared people! ...add on.
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I foresee plenty of "Turn on/check your PM's, Ms. Hayek"
What's her fav popeyes side order.
Has she ever met PAP on any trips to Germany.
Did she feel at all silly fighting a shit demon in Dogma.
OH snap...
jeru vs. malachi?
To get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Can I have you wear a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, tie you up and throw you on my futon?