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If I was that dude i'd be thinking "damn bitch, you could have just said no!"CNN) -- Seemingly hysterical and sobbing, a Georgia bride-to-be dialed 911 to report she had been kidnapped near her Atlanta home and driven more than 1,000 miles to New Mexico.
But it took only a few hours of questioning for authorities to learn the truth: Jennifer Wilbanks, the subject of a nationwide search, had fled her wedding of her own volition.[/b]
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There were to be 600 guests at their wedding. I have never heard of a wedding this size where at least one of the people getting married was famous. The money they must've already spent on nonrefundable things (caterer, cake, location, etc) is mind-boggling.
They were gonna have 14 groomsmen and 14 bridesmaids. I predict 14 very angry women demand reimbursements for what they spent on what were undoubtedly heinous bridesmaid dresses.
Anyone else think that
kinda looks like...
?????????????
Maybe her fiance thought that her species had taken her back into the fold.
And we can't forget what she put her family through or the manpower and money wasted.
Why even bother with this silly shit when your face has been plastered all over the country??
That's exactly what I thought when I read the news on the AOL screen this morning. It would take a lot of doing and renewing before I forgave her.
She'll have thousands of dudes (and butchies) writing to her in prison.
I hope they make her pay for all the government man hours AND prosecute her for fraud.
With gas prices these days, I know that's a lie right off the bat. Screw that bug-eyed bitch
And then called 911 to say she'd been kidnapped? Doesn't add up.
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
She's lucky she didn't have charges filed against her, which is what they usually do. I'm actually wondering why they didn't.
Joke of the day...
SCENES WE'D LIKE TO SEE:
The jilted groom on television, announcing to the world that Jennifer could kiss his sweet white ass before he takes her back. Sounds juvenile I know, but not as backwards as what Jennifer did.
Well, that too, but even so...when a person you once put your trust in betrays you like she did, it's hard to laugh that shit off. I'm sure he feels like his intelligence has been insulted, or something.
I'd tap...
I can't speak for all the other 'Strutters, but have it, bro...she's all yours. Ugh. Those eyes...just nuts.
And Drew, I saw those dudes on morning TV while getting ready for work the day they decided to show the world just how stupid people can be! At the time, I thought, "are these guys for real?", not in the sense that I thought they were scamming, but just in how hard they were trying to tell their story...it just seemed weird.
I just think that a lot of people are stupidly conditioned to think that TV validates every stupid action or crazy story, as opposed to exposes shit to the cold light of day. People are crazy.
whoah bro. thats out there.
"take a picture...it'll last longer"
Fernando Mateo, president of Hispanics Across America, a New York-based organization that advocates for Hispanic communities, called for an apology to the Hispanic population of the United States, and especially those living in Georgia and New Mexico, because she had falsely accused a Hispanic man of kidnapping her.
"The Hispanic community has been hurt enough," Mateo said. "She should apologize to us first, then her fiance and her family."
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oh snap.