"my boy"

Terry_ClubbupTerry_Clubbup 833 Posts
edited April 2005 in Announcements
Hey! What's that you say, you're going to......oh, going to a show with your boy. oh, cool!Dude! I totally didn't know you had a son, that's great!...Oh...you don't have a son?It's just "your boy". Ok.So, like, do you live on a plantation and own slaves and stuff?That's cool that you take them to sho......no slaves, huh?Well uh, dude, no offense, but maybe you ought to ditchthe "my boy" spiel because you SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD.[color:pink]PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Pink/White Noise Generator providing continuous pink or white noise. White noise has an equal amount of energy per Hz of bandwidth. Pink noise has an equal amount of energy per octave of bandwidth.OUTPUT: Unbalanced RCA jack, impedance 620 ohmsOUTPUT LEVEL:Pink noise - Continuous @ 83dB - 85dB ref, 98dB SPL, 62mVWhite noise - Continuous @ 83dB - 85dB ref, 98dB SPL, 62mVFREQUENCY RANGE: 20Hz - 20kHzPOWER REQUIREMENTS: 9V batterySIZE (W x H x D); WEIGHT: 1-3/4" x 2-3/4" x 1-3/4"; 2 oz.CASE MATERIAL: High impact ABS; FRONT PANEL: Anodized Aluminum.[/b][/color]

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  • VESSELS UNTO HONOUR

    Acceptable Speech


    A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.

    Proverbs 25:11


    All Bible quotations are from the King James Version 1611

    Proverbs 10:32 - "The __________ of the righteous know what is _____________________: but the ___________________ of the wicked speaketh ____________________________."

    Psalm 19:14 - "Let the ________________ of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be ________________________ in they sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer."

    Definition of acceptable: That which may be received with pleasure; hence pleasing to the receiver; gratifying.


    I. Acceptable Speech

    A. ____________________________ (Ecclesiastes 10:12)
    B. ____________________________ (Proverbs 25:11)
    C. ____________________________ (Proverbs 16:24)
    D. ____________________________ (Ephesians 4:29)
    E. ____________________________ (Isaiah 50:4)
    F. ____________________________ (Psalms 37:30)
    G. ____________________________ (Song Of Solomon 4:3)


    II. Unacceptable Speech
    A. ____________________________ (Proverbs 29:20)
    B. ____________________________ (Psalms 101:5; Pr. 10:18)
    C. ____________________________ (Proverbs 6:16-17, 12:22, 13:5, 21:6, 26:28)
    D. ____________________________ (Proverbs 15:1)
    E. ____________________________ (Psalms 12:3, Pr. 7:21, 20:19)
    F. ____________________________ (2 Timothy 2:16)
    G. ____________________________ (Matthew 12:36; Job. 15:3)
    H. ____________________________ (Ezekiel 11:12; I Corinthians 15:33)

    Keeping our mouth and tongue will spare us many troubles. (Proverbs 13:3, 21:23) As Christian ladies desiring to that which pleases the Lord, we should strive to have our speech acceptable to Him. (Romans 12:1) Proverbs 31:26 "She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness."





    Although the Answer Key is provided,
    I pray that it will only be used as a reference
    after you have personally looked up
    all verses, and entered in all information for yourself.





    Answer Key - Vessels Unto Honour
    Acceptable Speech


    - lips
    - acceptable
    - mouth
    - frowardness
    - words
    - acceptable


    I. Acceptable Speech
    A. Gracious words
    B. Fitly spoken (timely)
    C. Pleasant words (even rebuke can be gracious)
    D. Edifying
    E. Comforting word (word in season)
    F. Words full of wisdom (wisdom is the application of knowledge.)
    G. Comely (becoming or beautiful) speech


    II. Unacceptable Speech
    A. Hasty words
    B. Slandering / backbiting ("privily" slandering - speaking evil of others to make ourselves look good)
    C. Lying tongue
    D. Grievous words
    E. Flattering / lying
    F. Profane & vain babblings (vain = worthless)
    G. Idle, unprofitable words (We should try avoiding such unnecessary words as "Gosh", "Gee", etc, they are just slang words for taking the Lord's name in vain. Any good dictionary will back this up.)
    H. Evil communications (manners of the heathen - useless slang - Let's put an effort into speaking as Christian ladies, and not as the world.)





    If your lips would keep from slips

    Five things observe with care;

    Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,

    And how and when and where.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    someone say Silver Apples?

    my boy got that for $5

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    silver apples, native tongues, non-native to this environment

    servin' em up fresh

    fa fillions, mcmillions

    where's the beef?

    FRIDAY PARTY PATROL IN FULL EFFEKT

    GET YOUR POM POMS OUT FOR PUTO BONG BONG, BITCHES

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    TET TET TET TET
    PAP PAP PAP PAP
    SPIDERHOLE SPIDERHOLE SPIDERHOLE
    RICO RICO RICO RICO
    BONER BONER BONER BONER

  • Proverbs 10:32 - "The __________ of the righteous know what is _____________________: but the ___________________ of the wicked speaketh ____________________________."

    Psalm 19:14 - "Let the ________________ of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be ________________________ in they sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer."

    Definition of acceptable: That which may be received with pleasure; hence pleasing to the receiver; gratifying.


  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts






  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    That was funny.





































    Now say that to a black guy.










    It really was funny though.

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    All Bible quotations are from the King James Version 1611

    Proverbs 10:32 - "The __________ of the righteous know what is _____________________: but the ___________________ of the wicked speaketh ____________________________."

    Psalm 19:14 - "Let the ________________ of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be ________________________ in they sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer."

    Ohhhh, I get it, this is like Madlibs, right?


    Ok ok, let me try...

    backpackers; dope
    rappers; rhymes

    canker sore; inflamed and juicy
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