fun with soulseek (yet again)
Swayze
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So this dude sends me a message out of nowhere advertising that he can convert all my video tapes to dvd for 4 bucks a peice. so I asked if he did porn, but then i didn't get a reply, so i closed out the message and forgot about it.then this morning he responded.(21:31) [Sherrod001] sure(21:32) [Sherrod001] how many tapes are we talking[DizzyBull] Hmm. I'd say maybe 300... 350 tops. [/b](8:36) [Sherrod001] where do you store all that [DizzyBull] Garage.[/b](8:38) [Sherrod001] and you would like them "all" on dvd(8:39) [Sherrod001] that would cost like over 1000 dollars[DizzyBull] well hold on. you're not afraid of some, uh, 'alternative' porn are you?[/b](8:40) [Sherrod001] no[DizzyBull] Its nothing too bad really. no child porn.[DizzyBull] I'd say about 1/2 is gay porn.[/b](8:41) [Sherrod001] well thats a relief[DizzyBull] Do you have to actually watch these to convert them? [/b](8:42) [Sherrod001] no[DizzyBull] Because I have a complete animal collection too.[DizzyBull] every animal ever done, I got it[DizzyBull] Also Turkish whirling dirvish anal swordplay[DizzyBull] that stuff can get a little intense, you know [/b](8:43) [Sherrod001] if you really want your "collection" on dvd give me an email at [email]s--------d@yahoo.com[/email][DizzyBull] word. and you are ok with produce rape?[DizzyBull] you know, like fruits and vegatables and stuff. its pretty underground[DizzyBull] its a vegan movement[DizzyBull] hello?[DizzyBull] well. ok. but those shipping costs are going to be a bitch. [/b]well, thats all. its too bad, because I had a lot more fake tapes to tell him about. and no, i don't have 350 porn tapes in the garage. they're in the basement, silly.
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[DizzyBull] anybody got the vivid video classical (porn) cds?
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[DizzyBull] beethoven for blowjobs?
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[DizzyBull] SO far I have Strauss for Strapons, but thats it
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[DizzyBull] Looking for Shpooging with Schubert
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[DizzyBull] and Vivaldi for Vibrators
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[DizzyBull] and the beethoven Trios For Threesomes
[DizzyBull] The series is fantastic
[DizzyBull] I really need the rest
[DizzyBull] Boning with Bach
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[DizzyBull] and Puccini for lining up Puccini
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[DizzyBull] hey relax there buddy
[DizzyBull] I'm just an appreciator of fine music
[DizzyBull] I celebrate this entire catalog
Another fun soulseek story from a while back:
A friend of mine got a message from this girl that wanted to download the entire Prodigy discography from him, wich were too many files at once so he banned her. She then started begging for it told him she was a DJ and needed those files pretty bad..so he starts asking what she is willing to do for it..so she tells him to get on MSN and she will turn on her Webcam.
She was dancing and taking off all her clothes for the cam for a bunch of mp3's
silly mp3 dj's