Bleeding Out Of The Rectum
Otis_Funkmeyer
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My nurse GF was telling me about this patient of hers who was literally shitting blood. Shamefully, the only thing I could think to ask was, "What record was he listening to?"
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From my experience as a colitis addled middle schooler, it was most likely Black Flag - Damaged, Bikini Kill - Reject All American, or Bad Brains - Black Dots.
Sorry, the pharma whore in me got a little chuckle from this one. I just did a new business pitch for a device that treats Crohn's disease/ulcerative colitis...Did they make you take steroids?
I guzzled Prednisone for three years until surgery. PM me for gorey details if you'd like!
I got to wish Raj's baby Mia a happy 1st birthday in person this saturday. Cute as the Dickens I tell you!! (post pics plaese Raj)
Congratulations!
I used to know some folks who worked at MSDW; they said that their e-mail would automatically correct curse words and any websites with names that remotely suggest pornographic content was banned through their server...You are right to be cautious.
Tell A****n I said hello!
Man, they should have hooked it up with the Blessed Herbs Cleansing Kit.
(I've been waiting for a chance to share those pictures!)
Cot Dammmmmm!!!
are those f'real??
I've been meaning to do a colon cleaner program - but that scared the shit out of me!!! (pun intended)
Sanguine stool softener for the saved.
:WTFbloodstoolmelt:
jesus christ! is that for real? Can you actually speak on the medical benefits of this? That looks scary! Have you done it yourself?
I see you.
- J
would you recommend the Bubonic Colonic?
highly recommended... it'll help your ciculation
Yeah but honestly what do you feel like after
Relaxed like you have never felt before... give your stomach a rest from always mashing up all the crap your eat... your sleep is like deep meditation... you become aware of your body and how it tells you what it needs... your blood flows better... I realized that I had a few more inches than I thought I had... I knocking on double digits door holmes... get that dick control like you had when you were 19... hair growing back... posture better... hearing better... face clearer... sence of smell better... clearer thinking... better sleep... clear eyes... I am already handsome but I looked even better!...
then again these are the results of going maybe 3 or 4 days of absolutely no eating, onll drinking your 64 ounces of distilled water...
You sound like my spam emails.