Beef Around The World

This is not real local ongoing beef that affects your life much, more of the haha, that'll be a good story to tell variety.BOSTON, USA, 1998Buzzy's, 2am, Yankees just beat Red Socks. I hate baseball but some banter had started and it got toYankee fan: [insert pitcher] is easy to score on.My friend's brother: Yeah, just like your mother.I was expecting some howls and laughter and hand shakes at that classic zing, but no, IT WENT OFF!!! I had 2 yankees in headlocks under each arm and was stumbling around the place while a 3rd dude was swinging at my face. Eventually he got me, but connected with one of my sharp incisors and cut his knuckle up something terrible. It's happened before and I know it takes weeks to heal. Ha!Next chapters: BERLIN and AMSTERDAM... stay tuned!