halloween help...for a brownie
alieNDN
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sorry my mind is spinning..wtf am i supposed to be for halloween so a brownie can get his groove on, or use my complexion within a costume? i'm thinking im gonna be jim kelly from bruce lee movies or the brown guy from sum 41 
but that would require me to hire the caucasian members of the group while the brown guy stays at home, but i ain't monetarily feeling that at the moment, thought it would be dope dressing up in nothing but a rock shirt while the other dudes follow...any pop culture brownies will do...in an act of irony, i could be peter sellers from the movie "the party", i could paint myself white and then brown again...or i'l be Babu from Seinfeld...Apu from the simpsons is an alternative, but i want to be real...then again I could be Bulletproof vest from the show C.O.P.S.(he's probably west indian but i always pretended he was east indian, he's dynamic like that i guess) or i can be that dude from Short Circuit...i could be a world leader, but i'd feel guilty depicting Ghandhi with a joint in my mouth...i could be shankar at woodstock and demand to get paid...or maybe Kumar from Harold and Kumar, anyhow i'm open to suggestionspeas
but that would require me to hire the caucasian members of the group while the brown guy stays at home, but i ain't monetarily feeling that at the moment, thought it would be dope dressing up in nothing but a rock shirt while the other dudes follow...any pop culture brownies will do...in an act of irony, i could be peter sellers from the movie "the party", i could paint myself white and then brown again...or i'l be Babu from Seinfeld...Apu from the simpsons is an alternative, but i want to be real...then again I could be Bulletproof vest from the show C.O.P.S.(he's probably west indian but i always pretended he was east indian, he's dynamic like that i guess) or i can be that dude from Short Circuit...i could be a world leader, but i'd feel guilty depicting Ghandhi with a joint in my mouth...i could be shankar at woodstock and demand to get paid...or maybe Kumar from Harold and Kumar, anyhow i'm open to suggestionspeas
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Hand of GolieNDN? yeah maybe i can manage that.
last year my friends and i were going to be g-unit but that plan fell through and this year my friends and i wanted to reenact the lose control music video with me as missy until we all realized that we cant dance for shit
yeah my friends did clockwork orange once but they went to a guido club, all they got was "are you guys phags or somethign?"
but that would require him to do lots of drugs...and possibly get bloated.
"who wants a mustache ride?"
Yes.
^you know that dude is my idol right? its just that i dont know if many people have seen supertroopers, godamn thats one of the funniest opening sequences of alltime right there...
...hmmm haddj could work... i was even thinking deepak chopra...i was gonna photocopy the cover of one of his books and tell people to meet me at one of my seminars, but it requires too much of a monologue, plus someone would think im just a shady uncle
...i watched 40 year old virgin last night, there were a couple of funny brown characters, but they were background characters
Meow, you all better start gettin' serious!