Okay, these people are idiots but I think clearly they edit out every person that does get it right. "Sri Lanka? Never heard of it." Wasn't it in California where 20% of seniors couldn't pass the exit examine? I read the exit examine is based on 8th grade English and math, too.
i'm not saying i'm mr. geography, but how the fuck can you confuse australia with france or iran? i mean do these people have no idea what is happening outside of their living room?
It really is amazing how many people in this country have zero familiarity with the world map.
Don't think it's exclusive to the USA, I remember some show we once had here on Dutch TV where people on holiday in Spain had to pinpoint their location, with answers ranging from Poland to Siberia...
Cmon, everyone picked Australia? That shit is rigged or something. The odds of all the dullards picking Australia are not good. Still, these fucking people are embarrassingly, sickeningly stupid. Just like the standardized tests I've graded reaffirm they are. Peace T.N.
I'm at work, so I'm not listening, but I do know where australia is.
We should definitely not invade canada because everything is more expensive there. its true, i've seen the canada price on books.
There is no point in invading mexico since people come and go to and from mexico as they please anyways, so no big deal.
We could invade England as a joke, but there are too many english speaking christian white people there for america to ever actually consider that.
In the end, the one place we will invade and conquer and clame in our name is the north pole. Because of global warming. When the polar ice caps melt, and everybody in the world gets all mad, we can be like "its OUR pole and we can do what we want" and also, its kind of like an investment because once all that ice and shit melts away there will be plenty of land for prime vacation homes. And thats good for the economy.
Even though the north pole is our best option, there is ONE reason why america will never invade and conquer and clame a new "state". Nobody would know where to put the extra star on the flag. Think about it. Thats why Puerto Rico isn't a state. And guam. And if we do decide to make the north pole a state, i'm of the opinion that it will be easier to add an extra stripe to the flad instead of a star.
And thats my political forecast for the afternoon.
i don't doubt that this could be genuine...but he could have easily asked those people "what country do you think the us will invade next?" we only hear him ask the first lady "what country should.....?" and the rest is edited
I didn't hear the audio but thought I'd share some Randy Newman lyrics for y'all:
No one likes us-I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We give them money-but are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us-so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo We'll build an All American amusement park there They got surfin', too
Boom goes London and boom Paree More room for you and more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh, how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free You'll wear a Japanese kimono And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now
Cmon, everyone picked Australia? That shit is rigged or something.
No, they had different maps, with France, Iran or other country names printed where Australia should be. The joke is that none of the people shown the maps questioned it. Like the guy who didn't realize North Korea was so much larger than South Korea.
i don't doubt that this could be genuine...but he could have easily asked those people "what country do you think the us will invade next?" we only hear him ask the first lady "what country should.....?" and the rest is edited
i'm not saying i'm mr. geography, but how the fuck can you confuse australia with france or iran? i mean do these people have no idea what is happening outside of their living room?
okay, okay... it took me a minute to realize that this was onion-esque, but after a second, i was laughing at how fucking stupid we look as americans. my mom has dual canadian-american citzenship and is constantly saying "i'm getting the fuck out!" (would be nice for me in some ways), but then again, i'm almost 29, fairly well educated, and couldn't figure out the whole supreme court thing, so yeah... glass craters for france an' shit.
One of the biggest lies the American people are being told is the the US is the greatest country on the planet. I mean, c'mon... anyone who's ever traveled the world will know that's simply not the case. The US doesn't even have a free healthcare system.
One of the biggest lies the American people are being told is the the US is the greatest country on the planet. I mean, c'mon... anyone who's ever traveled the world will know that's simply not the case. The US doesn't even have a free healthcare system.
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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
get me the hell out of this country.
K.
Definitely France. Did you know they are using dogs as sharkbait now?
We are a nation of overpriviledged morons, for sure.
Don't think it's exclusive to the USA, I remember some show we once had here on Dutch TV where people on holiday in Spain had to pinpoint their location, with answers ranging from Poland to Siberia...
even so,
Still, these fucking people are embarrassingly, sickeningly stupid. Just like the standardized tests I've graded reaffirm they are.
Peace
T.N.
We should definitely not invade canada because everything is more expensive there. its true, i've seen the canada price on books.
There is no point in invading mexico since people come and go to and from mexico as they please anyways, so no big deal.
We could invade England as a joke, but there are too many english speaking christian white people there for america to ever actually consider that.
In the end, the one place we will invade and conquer and clame in our name is the north pole. Because of global warming. When the polar ice caps melt, and everybody in the world gets all mad, we can be like "its OUR pole and we can do what we want" and also, its kind of like an investment because once all that ice and shit melts away there will be plenty of land for prime vacation homes. And thats good for the economy.
Even though the north pole is our best option, there is ONE reason why america will never invade and conquer and clame a new "state". Nobody would know where to put the extra star on the flag. Think about it. Thats why Puerto Rico isn't a state. And guam. And if we do decide to make the north pole a state, i'm of the opinion that it will be easier to add an extra stripe to the flad instead of a star.
And thats my political forecast for the afternoon.
thats what iam saying, at least someone got it!
i don't doubt that this could be genuine...but he could have easily asked those people "what country do you think the us will invade next?" we only hear him ask the first lady "what country should.....?" and the rest is edited
any background on the clip?
and the scrolls at the bottom are not funny
No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too
Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
in all seriousness do you reckon Georgie boy hums this in the bath?
Unfortunately most Georgia boys probably don't see the sarcasm there.
No, they had different maps, with France, Iran or other country names printed where Australia should be. The joke is that none of the people shown the maps questioned it. Like the guy who didn't realize North Korea was so much larger than South Korea.
Didn't see that. Still absurd.
I mean, c'mon... anyone who's ever traveled the world will know that's simply not the case. The US doesn't even have a free healthcare system.
"thats not Austwalia... that's errr fwance, yes fwance. If you bomb them who will make the cwosonts for parlimentawy tea time?"
i beg to differ
ps
what the fuck is a map?
THINGS ARE GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN
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someone posted in on another site...I dl'ed the file and upped it via you send it.
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