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  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Billy D still didn't move. Dude is lazy as shit.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I think Smilin' Billy passed out standing up! Leaning on his trunk like a cane and shit!
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    ahhhhhhhhhh! and there's Billy just chillin!!!
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    I love the kung-fu-esque frantic zoom in and outs. Mad visual drama stabs.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Dude's like "What the fuck do I gotta do today? Okay, stand in the water: CHECK!"

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Billy keeps bending his legs military-style to keep them knees from locking up.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Mad visual drama stabs.

    You all see how quick this dude has adapted?

    You must have been lurking for a minute man, plaese to not front
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    what time is it over there? it's gotta be starting to warm up by now

    +9 hrs. PST
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    i'm telling you, Billy is hungover
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    Billy can't go all the way into the water...




















































    He only brought one trunk!
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    i'm telling you, Billy is hungover

    Good call, Day. Somebody must've peed in the pool.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    "I got a good idea. I'm gonna take this trunk, get it wet, then roll it in the dirt. Then put it in my mouth."
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    naw man, I just peeped game and yall shit is mad funny.

    I mean geez. I could be bunny-punching right now but I'm on here rolling with the ZG Nation, know whati'msayin?
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    [color:white]We need a special ZGoat call. Like them hustler's of Hilltop. [/color]
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    Bad Idea Billy #2: I'm going to stand here and pee in this water, wait a minute, I'm drinking out of here while I'm peeing. hmmmmm. I think he's stuck yo.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    [color:white]Like the "Whoo HOOOO" - yeah. Too bad we can't use hand signs.[/color]
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Y'all catch li'l birdy bird trying to sneak up on some camera time?
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    [color:white]We need a special ZGoat call. Like them hustler's of Hilltop. [/color]

    [color:white]Damn, we should have started the white text an hour ago. [/color]
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    [color:white]How about some secret white text code word/shoutouts to each other? [/color]
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Bad Idea Billy #2: I'm going to stand here and pee in this water, wait a minute, I'm drinking out of here while I'm peeing. hmmmmm. I think he's stuck yo.

    This just made me goodle one of my FAVORITE IMAGES EVER (ad in doing so, I found the greatest website ever created, next to Pete's Pond.)
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    Y'all catch li'l birdy bird trying to sneak up on some camera time?

    Yeah, that was the dude that crosses to the other side of the street when the jackals show up.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    [color:white]Thes, you up on the white text movement?[/color]
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    dude is on stuck mode


    I swear to God there's been days after drinking where I've done just this in the bathtub (minus the peeing part).

    I FEEL YOUR PAIN, BILLY!
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Bad Idea Billy #2: I'm going to stand here and pee in this water, wait a minute, I'm drinking out of here while I'm peeing. hmmmmm. I think he's stuck yo.

    This just made me goodle one of my FAVORITE IMAGES EVER (ad in doing so, I found the greatest website ever created, next to Pete's Pond.)

    Actually, scratch that. I thought the shit really WAS about monkeys.
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    [color:white]Thes, you up on the white text movement?[/color]

    [color:white] He seems to catch on quick, he'll figure it out soon enough. [/color]
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Dude trys, lifts his leg up, and then is like "FUUUUCK"
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Bad Idea Billy #2: I'm going to stand here and pee in this water, wait a minute, I'm drinking out of here while I'm peeing. hmmmmm. I think he's stuck yo.

    This just made me goodle one of my FAVORITE IMAGES EVER (ad in doing so, I found the greatest website ever created, next to Pete's Pond.)

    That's like your own personal drinking fountain. I know there's been many a foll to get down like that






    time for a smoke
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    [color:white]yeah, i think so. [/color]
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Funny thing is. I just walked in on my roomate fucking his girl. I gave him a bite to eat.

    Two clashing animals. Grr.

    It was kinda beautiful, because she didn't mind and was clearly just thinking about her man (she did not stop fucking him tho).

    Now it's about 8 in the morning and i'm blasting The Whatnauts.

    They are still fucking and everything is pretty cool.

    So here's to elephants, real ass cosmo monkeys and love.

    Ha!


    Next up is:

    Candi Staton - Another Man's Woman, Another Woman's Man




  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    [color:white]Damn, you're good.

    So now we need a special white-text greeting to each other.[/color]
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