Maxim, The Source or Entertainment Weekly?

rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
edited September 2005 in Strut Central
You're stuck at a gas station and your choices are Maxim, The Source or Entertainment Weekly. Da choice is yours.I say: no contest.
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  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    I told y'all the trick in getting a cheap maxim subscription right?

    Go to Ebay and type in what magazine your looking for along with subscription

    you can usually find a whole slew of offers

    I got 4 years of Maxim for $1.00 total

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts




    WORD to Jessica Alba! Maxim. No question. At least there will be some dope girls in Maxim. WHO cares bout the source or entertainment weekly?!





  • WORD to Jessica Alba! Maxim. No question. At least there will be some dope girls in Maxim. WHO cares bout the source or entertainment weekly?!

    i celebrate her entire catalogue.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts




    WORD to Jessica Alba! Maxim. No question. At least there will be some dope girls in Maxim. WHO cares bout the source or entertainment weekly?!

    i celebrate her entire catalogue body of work.

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts



  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    thank you, mandrew


    THASSS RIIIIGHT

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    thank you, mandrew


    THASSS RIIIIGHT

    fer shure



    real heads know

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    thank you, mandrew


    THASSS RIIIIGHT

    fer shure



    real heads know

    I started here too late.

    Working next to Joel McHale is not quite as fulfilling.

    His chihuahua is cool though

  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    Joel McHale

    he's the kind of making you laugh at terrible jokes

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    Is "poke eyes out with rusty skewer" not an option?

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts


    Maxim's so hot.



  • Maxim's so hot.


    eeewwww get that shit outta here! we were posting pics of fine girls; you didn't catch the theme?

  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts






  • that's more like it.

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts



    HELL YES! Eva Longoria ALL DAY!!!! And that pose is like DAMN!!! A++++++++++++
    I'd Tap like a keg on a hot summer day.


  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Wow, it's been so long since someone started a whole thread just to make fun of something I said, I forgot what it feels like!

    Awesome!



    Look, at the Barber Shop I'll check out Maxim to see the chickies, or flip through it at the Store 24 if I see there's a girl (Jessica Alba) that I (Jessica Alba) am particularly (Jessica Alba) fond of (Jessica Alba) - but I am NOT[/b] down with frat boy humor, or "My Palm Pilot/Ipod/Tag-Heuer Watch Saved My Life" adverts-posing-as-articles, or "How to get a stripper in bed" neo-Penthouse Forum wanna-be Cosmopolitan Magazine for Men stories for male virgins BULLSHIT! My point was, and I quote, "if I need something to read[/b], and these are my options, I will sometimes choose The Source" Like, if Jessica Alba is on the cover...









    Is "poke eyes out with rusty skewer" not an option?

  • Wow, it's been so long since someone started a whole thread just to make fun of something I said, I forgot what it feels like!
    Awesome!

    not making fun, mayne! you inadvertently came out with a banging thread idea! i celebrate your entire catalogue. definitely feeling how no one's come out with a vote for the source, but what about EW?!?! where's DJ Anna here?!!?


  • Lowrider Magazine

  • They're all garbage. Can i at least get a Time magazine or somethin?

  • I originally read this thread as Maxim, the source of entertainment weekly[/b]



    I haven't read the magazine in awhile, but I like the tip they gave out of going to Wal-Mart and putting a bag of M&M's on layaway.



    Oh, but then there's Allllllllllllllllllllllba


  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    They're all garbage. Can i at least get a Time magazine or somethin?

    You must be kidding! Time magazine is the same thing as entertainment weekly. There is no serious news in Time. Time and Newsweek have both turned into entertainment magazines with big color photos that pretend to be news magazines.

  • They're all garbage. Can i at least get a Time magazine or somethin?

    You must be kidding! Time magazine is the same thing as entertainment weekly. There is no serious news in Time. Time and Newsweek have both turned into entertainment magazines with big color photos that pretend to be news magazines.

    That's my point. Time is not so hot but they at least have a few news items per issue and the occasional Nova-esque feature.

    Entertainment Weekly = plan crap, The Source = Entertainment Weekly for hip hop/r&b, and Maxim = softcore porn for guys who are either too embarrassed to buy real porn or would like to look at porn at the office and can't.

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    They're all garbage. Can i at least get a Time magazine or somethin?

    You must be kidding! Time magazine is the same thing as entertainment weekly. There is no serious news in Time. Time and Newsweek have both turned into entertainment magazines with big color photos that pretend to be news magazines.

    That's my point. Time is not so hot but they at least have a few news items per issue and the occasional Nova-esque feature.

    Entertainment Weekly = plan crap, The Source = Entertainment Weekly for hip hop/r&b, and Maxim = softcore porn for guys who are either too embarrassed to buy real porn or would like to look at porn at the office and can't.

    If you want news, read a REAL news magazine or journal. My favorites are The Economist, The Far Eastern Economic Review and Foreign Affairs.

    www.economist.com

    www.feer.com

    www.foreignaffairs.org

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts

  • marumaru 1,450 Posts
    maxim please

  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    I had a free subscription to EW for a year, not a bad magazine, pretty good writing, on point with their hip hop shit usually and full of funny lil' thangs and stuff.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I had a free subscription to EW for a year, not a bad magazine, pretty good writing, on point with their hip hop shit usually and full of funny lil' thangs and stuff.

    they reviewed the Jugganots re-issue. I can't front.

  • If you want news, read a REAL news magazine or journal. My favorites are The Economist, The Far Eastern Economic Review and Foreign Affairs.

    Yes, everybody knows the Economist. But here's my case:

    Time: 52 issues, 1 year, professional subscription price: $30
    The Economist: Same duration, print edition - $200


    Cannah doit captainnnnn





  • WORD to Jessica Alba! Maxim. No question. At least there will be some dope girls in Maxim. WHO cares bout the source or entertainment weekly?!

    i celebrate her entire catalogue body.


    EW is good too.

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts


    Always dug this magazine.
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