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DJ Diamond Dave cracks the code and renders all other DJ's useless.

JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
edited August 2012 in Strut Central
Bask in the glory that is...Diamond muh' fukkin' Dave:



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  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    That Louis Armstrong cover is :face_melt:
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    This guy is a goddamned entertainment juggernaut:

  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    Wow. Just... wow.
  • ketanketan Warmly booming riffs 3,180 Posts
    DJBombjack said:
    Wow. Just... wow.

    At first I was totally bummed that this wasn't David Lee Roth-r.

    But I quickly got over that.
  • PlantweedPlantweed 394 Posts
    He is a direct Darwinian descendant of all those 1970s lounge bands.
  • dj_cityboydj_cityboy 1,484 Posts
    ....invited the only friends he could find to a party in his basement?
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    magpaul said:
    That Louis Armstrong cover is :face_melt:

    i lost it on that one.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    I spoke too soon... His Sir Mix A Lot get-up.

    I also hope he pisses in a pint glass behind the booth while performing.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    ketan said:
    DJBombjack said:
    Wow. Just... wow.

    At first I was totally bummed that this wasn't David Lee Roth-r.

    But I quickly got over that.

    Funny...I actually googled "Diamond Dave" because they were talking about it on twit.tv. This was the first result and I just assumed this is what they must've been talking about...turns out they were talking about some David Lee Roth sound board or something.

    DJ Diamond Dave is all that matters to me now, though...

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    JectWon said:
    some David Lee Roth sound board or something

    DON'T FRONT ON THE DIAMOND DAVE SOUNDBOARD BRO

    This thing has some olden-tyme Soulstrut ties as well.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    JectWon said:
    some David Lee Roth sound board or something

    DON'T FRONT ON THE DIAMOND DAVE SOUNDBOARD BRO

    This thing has some olden-tyme Soulstrut ties as well.

    Never...NEVER has the bookmark function of a browser been more appropriate. Thank you, good sir.

    Now, who is going to put together the inevitable 'Best of Both Worlds' style LP starring Diamond Dave and David Lee Roth?
  • phatmoneysackphatmoneysack Melbourne 1,124 Posts
    JectWon said:
    entertainment juggernaut:
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    WORKINGMANS SOUL
  • facesdfacesd 236 Posts
    My. Man. Goes. In. Hardbody, B.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Reminds me of Keyboard Ace...

  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    Reminds me of Keyboard Ace...


    ok, dude COULD have kilt this but he didn't rock the whiney freestyle voice
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    SIRUS said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    Reminds me of Keyboard Ace...


    ok, dude COULD have kilt this but he didn't rock the whiney freestyle voice

    Sayin'....and I really want to know what dude is doing now. I tried to google 'Keyboard Ace' at work but didn't have time to get into it. I'm headed to dinner now but I might spelunk the tubes later tonight if I'm not too tired.

    If anyone has any info on dude, poast it!
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Keyboard Ace had a weekly tv show in Austin Access Television...that's what the clip comes from. He was on there for at least 3-4 years straight...a true creative juggernaut.
  • OptimusLimeOptimusLime 227 Posts
    There's a lot of juggernauting going on in this thread. I like it.
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    JectWon said:
    Bask in the glory that is...Diamond muh' fukkin' Dave:


    Hey,

    This shit is funny as hell!!!  I think the Sir Mixalot, Bee Gees, and Michael Jackson covers made me laugh the most.  Also, there was some pretty suspect 'dancing' (I use the term loosely) in those videos.  They danced like White folks

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,794 Posts
    Bitch stole my moves! I want an immediate cease & desist on this gif lest any others start appropriating.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,963 Posts
    You stole them offa me.

    I would obviously do non-Caucasian danceways, but I would hate to be accused of being just another appropriating whitey.  IT IS JUST ONE OF OUR MANY BURDENS.

    I will share with you my own patented TequilaStumble™:
    1) Lift your right hand up to your mouth many times.  With a pint of Japanese lager in it, a la @skel .
    2) Hold a supermarket's-thinnest carrier full of vinyls in the other hand until the very atoms in the handles are groaning at their task.
    3) Wave with your right hand as DuttyBab and dem head off into the sunset, nevarr to be seen again.
    4) Sit and repeat 1) but with Tequila, a la @Duderonomy 
    5) Appear to be fine until you stand up
    6) Spend 30 minutes staggering using the walls for support to locate your room, only to have the bouncer inform you it's in another building.
    7) NEVER LET GO OF TEH VINYLS
    8) Repeat 7 until morning/mid afternoon/the next day.


    DuderonomyBig_Stacks
  • YemskyYemsky 711 Posts
     They danced like White folks

    Youtube recommended this next after Diamond Dave Cracks




  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,963 Posts
    Shaun.
    Plasterer.
    Living the dream.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Yemsky said:
     They danced like White folks

    Youtube recommended this next after Diamond Dave Cracks




    That dude's face has been laser etched into my brain ever since I first seent it...



    I honestly would like to see what he looks like while not on whatever he is on.  

  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,391 Posts
    Duderonomy
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,963 Posts
    JectWon said:
    Yemsky said:
     They danced like White folks

    Youtube recommended this next after Diamond Dave Cracks




    That dude's face has been laser etched into my brain ever since I first seent it...



    I honestly would like to see what he looks like while not on whatever he is on.  

    Boom.

    ""

    If it doesn't render here properly, search YT for "

    BOUNCE BY THE OUNCE CRAZY GUY"



  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Jimster said:
    JectWon said:
    Yemsky said:
     They danced like White folks

    Youtube recommended this next after Diamond Dave Cracks




    That dude's face has been laser etched into my brain ever since I first seent it...



    I honestly would like to see what he looks like while not on whatever he is on.  

    Boom.

    ""

    If it doesn't render here properly, search YT for "

    BOUNCE BY THE OUNCE CRAZY GUY"



    Holy shit...he looks like that all the time.  @Jimster thank you for sharing...wow.  
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,794 Posts
    magpaul said:
    That Louis Armstrong cover is :face_melt:
    That was were he went from so bad it's good, to so good it's bad.
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