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drop a song that gets M.C. Hammer started!!!

mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
edited August 2005 in Strut Central
do yall lead-in with Chi-Lites-Have You Seen Her? ...or maybe Rick James-Superfreak?or is it strictly Hammertime on some "uh oh uh oh uhohuhoh, uh oh uh oh ohohuhoh here comes the Hammer!"

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  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    I pray to all that is holy we don't have a Hammer day.

  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    "this pornography is infinitely excellent"
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    "this pornography is infinitely excellent"
    ... This dresser, however, is very boring.
    -Yeah, get rid of it.
    -Torch the dresser, Meatwad.
    -But, that's where Carl keeps his clothes.
    -Well these women don't have any clothes and they're not complaining.
    -Yeah! They're kissing!
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts


    [MC Hammer]
    Kickin on the ave 'bout a quarter to 9
    All the homies gettin blind in an eight ball line
    Now on this tip they started runnin at the lip
    Jumped in their deuce and took a little trip
    Hit the block about 12 on the tick
    The windows went down and the nines went click
    People started yellin, bodies started bailin
    Bullets cold flyin sendin some to hell and
    It's gotta stop, we don't need all the violence
    Peace in the hood and a moment of silence
    We got together not for ego or fame
    We got involved cause we're all in the same gang
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I pray to all that is holy we don't have a Hammer day.


    Don't be a hatter, be an an appreciatter.
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    I pray to all that is holy we don't have a Hammer day.


  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    I pray to all that is holy we don't have a Hammer day.






    Don't be a hatter, be an an appreciatter.



    Hermes, you and I are about the same age so I know where you're coming from



    BUT



    He helped spawn these folls and for that, he can never be forgiven:





  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts

    He helped spawn these folls and for that, he can never be forgiven:


    So, I guess I shouldn't send you that Horse & Carraige single for xmas.
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    now that's poppin
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    On the moon, we are so far advanced that we no longer have a use for Hammer. Not even as an ironic subtext. We now have Hammer Mark 765. His pants dance around YOU! Can you comprehend that? I didn't think so.
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    On the moon, we are so far advanced that we no longer have a use for Hammer. Not even as an ironic subtext. We now have Hammer Mark 765. His pants dance around YOU! Can you comprehend that? I didn't think so.
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    On the moon, we are so far advanced that we no longer have a use for Hammer. Not even as an ironic subtext. We now have Hammer Mark 765. His pants dance around YOU! Can you comprehend that? I didn't think so.

    COSIGNED.
  • secondlinesecondline 64 Posts
    don't forget the semi-comeback....



    that was a definate solid career choice.

    -gabe
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Especially since it's from Addams Family 3...
  • Tonearm_RobberyTonearm_Robbery 699 Posts
    "this pornography is infinitely excellent"
    ... This dresser, however, is very boring.

    -Yeah, get rid of it.
    -Torch the dresser, Meatwad.
    -But, that's where Carl keeps his clothes.
    -Well these women don't have any clothes and they're not complaining.
    -Yeah! They're kissing!



    -Yeah, thats a nice car she's sitting on. You think it's a straight six?

    -I think I have a straight six.
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