Latest manly acts you did
skel
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1. Threw a kid off the train (not a la Bond, but at the station) for disrespecting a woman
2. Helped old dude put food shopping in the whip
3. Lugged a box of rekkids down the stairs WITH NO HELP
4. Broke up a fight between 2 cats
5. Cooked a pizza, ate it, wiped fingers on jeans and necked 4 cans of San Miguel inside 2 hours, then vacuumed the crumbs.
That is all.
2. Helped old dude put food shopping in the whip
3. Lugged a box of rekkids down the stairs WITH NO HELP
4. Broke up a fight between 2 cats
5. Cooked a pizza, ate it, wiped fingers on jeans and necked 4 cans of San Miguel inside 2 hours, then vacuumed the crumbs.
That is all.
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Whilst alone in the supermarket, bought feminine hygiene products at the request of the Mrs.
And got it right.
Got barred from a power station.
Dude, I ain't even flexing.
- Gonna eat sausages and fish fingers for my single man dinner tonight.
1. Days are long gone for me
2. Plenty Tommy rock*
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Cockernee latter day: rocking horse = sauce
Ghey
2. Took a gargantuan 2-flusher
3. Crushed an entire family-sized bag of Costco brand steak jerky (after #2)
4. Parted my hair on the correct side
5. Took a siesta, and I ain't even in Mexico or wherever
Just getting warmed up for more manly shenanigans with other manly brutes tonight, which will include: games of chance; some yelling; watching a televised fight between 2 highly trained men with anger/adequacy issues; irresponsible alcohol consumption; and plausible exaggerations of truth.
Also, while there I ignored the fun police (My wife) and climbed out on rock cliffs going out into the canyon. She was not amused.
I also threw caution to the wind and ate tons of ice cream before going out for a long hike in the heat and refused to think about the possibilities of being stuck out there without a shitter for miles.
With no tears or runny nose or ya sawft.
1. Survived a 5 day hangover with help of strong drugs... taught classes on 5 day hangover, with help of strong drugs.
2. Fixed the drop valve (toilet flush-R) in the flat I share (ya see, I learnt something from living in the crack house).
3. Learnt to whiten a couple of old shirts by soaking them in a bicarb-soda & fairy liquid pre-wash... wait, is that manly, or womanly?
4. Can't think of anything else not related to servicing a young senorita on the regs, in as manly a way as possible :cheese:
Bird and bird flocked to I, whilst I regarded the array. "Do you need any help?" etc.
These were random punters, not staff.
They thought me fearless, I am sure.
Without a doubt, their eyes screamed the unspoken wish that their own men were as confident in their sexuality.
Hey, I can't turn this off and YMD, brah.
Tell me more 'bout them four cans in two hours.
LOL
Loc material.
No tears or runny nose. Straight powered through that shit!
Highlighting the Manly steps included in production of said bed..
Discussing, sizing up & purchasing of timber in lumber yard including discussion of bed design with lumberperson (in bad portuguese).
Having a truck deliver lumber into my front yard, and me being there, standing amongst lots of raw uncut wood in my front yard, further sizing up but mainly just being there.
Bro-ing up with my new neighbour who owns a circular saw and carrying large beams of wood up the road to his place to cut, discussing how hard the wood was (oooh errr), differences between Irish beer & brazilian beer and Roy Keane - whilst assisting in the cutting.
Pencil firmly behind ear bed construction took place over several days in my front yard for all neighbourhood and any passers by to witness.
Drinking a few beers with pencil behind beer at end of each days work amongst construction project.
Bed completion & Inauguration, and we ain't talkin siesta like in mexico or wherever .
2. Pissed out the window because I was too lazy to go down stairs to use the bathroom
3. Hung a REAL bear head on my wall
4. Read this THREAD
5. Ate at Chiplote two nights in a row
My list includes:
-I walked half a mile up a 45-degree hill.
-I ran 3 miles outdoors.
-I lifted a 50 pound bag of luggage up 3 flights of stairs.
-I pushed a 200 pound copier down the corridor of my academic department.
-I rode a bike through town for about 5 miles.
-I drank 3 tall glasses of German pilsner and a generous glass of Veterano last night.
-I got my 'old man' basketball game on strong at the park. I'm still serving chumps like a waiter at 4.5 decades of life. :real_headz:
-Last evening, I took care of wifey like we're still dating. Stacks still hittin' home runs nearly 20 years in.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
-spit on a cut instead of a bandage
-used a nail gun
-witnessed the miracle of cat birth
-held kittens without emoting outwardly
-treated a sinus infection by drinking gin
-beat other men at sports, basked in their tears
-ate the "serves 4" item on a menu, solo
Including tucking and smoothing.
Stallone yo
None of you guys rebuilt a vintage Corvette with nothing but a pile of rusty bolts and a crescent wrench? Nobody built their own O;ympic size indoor pool in their basement over the weekend?
Weaksauce, all of you.
i take a leak outside every morning
cleaned up my workshop including >100 beer/wine/liquor bottles that have been littering it. sometimes doing manly things sucks.
almost helped catch a sex assault perp. it's a long story.
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