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what's your christian rapper name?

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  • El PrezEl Prez NE Ohio 1,141 Posts
    barjesus said:
    Kool G Rapture
    Craig G-hova
    Big Daddy Cain
    of the Juice for Jesus crew

    these are good rlmao
  • El PrezEl Prez NE Ohio 1,141 Posts
    Wyclef Jean tha Baptist
  • El PrezEl Prez NE Ohio 1,141 Posts
    Tha Torah Squad
  • El PrezEl Prez NE Ohio 1,141 Posts
    Smif 'n Blessin
  • El PrezEl Prez NE Ohio 1,141 Posts
    JERU- Salem
  • El PrezEl Prez NE Ohio 1,141 Posts
    Del tha Funke crucifixion
  • El PrezEl Prez NE Ohio 1,141 Posts
    Ed O Geesus
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    3:16 Mafia

    King David Banner of Judah
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Garcia_Vega said:
    3:16 Mafia

    I could see a Christian group actually using this one. Well played.
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Dr. Dreidel
    Monkdoobiest
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    time to..... resurrect... this thread.

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  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    TheKindCromang said:
    Afrika Stigmata
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Herm said:
    Yung Joc Toucha
  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
    Judas Big Chariot
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    CLASSIC!!! I forgot all about this thread. I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing in the office.
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    Bris-tie Boys
  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    Bris-tie Boys

    Wrong religion.
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    LazarusOblong said:
    ppadilha said:
    Bris-tie Boys

    Wrong religion.

    thanks, Poindexter.
  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    LazarusOblong said:
    ppadilha said:
    Bris-tie Boys

    Wrong religion.

    thanks, Poindexter.

    I'm a "Poindexter" because I know a bris isn't a Christian thing?

    Why not just acknowledge your extremely absurd mistake and move on, like an adult would do?

    Feel free to slap me down if I refer to sauerkraut as a "Latin snack" or to Nirvana as "the Muslim state of bliss." I'd be mortified if I did something that uninformed and I would thank you for the correction.
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    Lazarus Oblong
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    Rick Rosicruscian
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    Another Bad Cremation
  • whatwhatwhatwhat 89 Posts
    Tha Proselytizer
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    LazarusOblong said:

    Why not just acknowledge your extremely absurd mistake and move on, like an adult would do?.

    Why not just acknowledge you're a humorless asshat?
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    i have nothing clever to contribute but wanted to say that i really appreciate the hell out of this thread. good job guys.
  • LurkalotLurkalot 41 Posts
    Not-Rakim
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Heavy Deity
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    MC Chri$tian L8ner
  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
    LokoOne said:
    Lazarus Oblong

    I gotta start trademarking these names...
  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
    ppadilha said:
    LazarusOblong said:

    Why not just acknowledge your extremely absurd mistake and move on, like an adult would do?.

    Why not just acknowledge you're a humorless asshat?

    You made a joke that didn't work because you can't tell Judaism from Christianity.

    Your humor credentials are right up there with Larry the Cable Guy's.
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