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The Real War On Christmas

LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
edited December 2013 in Strut Central
Don't even look at this. I warned you.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/thirtytwo-hottest-dads/

These guys should all be monitored.

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  • TheKindCromangTheKindCromang 1,463 Posts
    This doesn't strike me as "War on Christmas" so much as Jingleberry Dingleberries, Yuletide Logs, Chest/Nuts Roasting, Open Fires, Stalky Stuffers, Mary Hairy Christmas, One Horse Open Slays, Saint Nicks, Chimney Dashers, Holy Ghosts, Scrooge McDong'd, etc...

    Very in line with the Xmas spirit!
  • mattBmattB (FTB) Anywhere 673 Posts
    Why are you even posting this? Wtf. Delete. Ban.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    So.....SoulStrut Christmas calendar idea?
    I'm sure somewhere in the universe a year has 32 months.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    bassie said:
    So.....SoulStrut Christmas calendar idea?
    I'm sure somewhere in the universe a year has 32 months.

    Mars is the closest to a 32 month year in our solar system. A mars year is about 22 and a half months. In other words it takes mars 22 months to complete 1 trip around the sun.

    After that is Jupiter. A year on Jupiter is almost 12 earth years. That's quite a leap.
  • toby.dtoby.d 254 Posts
    Just think of all the planets in all the other solar systems revolving around all the other suns. One of them will be perfect for the calendar.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    alright already, I get it. You want the calendar to be solar-system themed and not Christmas. Whatever. Get your arts&crafts; kits, pixelation tool and space rockets out.
  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Just realized a month is a measure of the cycles of the moon. Mars has no moon, therefore no months. It doesn't matter how long it takes for our new mystery planet to orbit the sun. It only matters that it has one moon that goes through 32 cycles in the span of one solar orbit.

    It also needs christmas.


    Find that, Carl fucking Sagan.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Gary said:
    Just realized a month is a measure of the cycles of the moon. Mars has no moon, therefore no months.

    Mars has two known moons, son. Phobos and Deimos.

    Gary said:

    Find that, Carl fucking Sagan.

    AYO! :walk_away_son:

    B/W

    Those dudes were terrifying.
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Gary said:
    Just realized a month is a measure of the cycles of the moon. Mars has no moon, therefore no months. It doesn't matter how long it takes for our new mystery planet to orbit the sun. It only matters that it has one moon that goes through 32 cycles in the span of one solar orbit.

    It also needs christmas.


    Find that, Carl fucking Sagan.

  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
    Horseleech said:

    Fuck the Buzzcocks.

    I saw this movie in a theater when I was a kid.

    I win Christmas.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    JectWon said:
    Gary said:
    Just realized a month is a measure of the cycles of the moon. Mars has no moon, therefore no months.

    Mars has two known moons, son. Phobos and Deimos.

    Gary said:

    Find that, Carl fucking Sagan.

    AYO! :walk_away_son:

    B/W

    Those dudes were terrifying.


    Awwwww shit. Mars is back in the game!
  • ketanketan Warmly booming riffs 3,169 Posts
    LazarusOblong said:
    Don't even look at this. I warned you.

    http://www.somethingawful.com/news/thirtytwo-hottest-dads/

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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