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You, baboons, and a giant dildo

DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
edited March 2013 in Strut Central
Paging Vintageinfants.

How many baboons could you take in a fight armed only with a giant dildo?

Me: 30

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  • Ricky ForcefieldRicky Forcefield 88 Posts
    36
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    We can run down there and fuck one of them. Or we could walk down there and fuck them all.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    56

    I got hung up a bit on whether I could kick the head off a fast-moving baboon. I chose "yes".
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    56

    I got hung up a bit on whether I could kick the head off a fast-moving baboon. I chose "yes".

    Me too :lol:
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    We can run down there and fuck one of them. Or we could walk down there and fuck them all.

  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,391 Posts
    Damn. Thought this thread was about NZ Shadow's next book.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    warning: haven't had a smoke in 18 mos.

    these baboons finna get it worse than the toddlers.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    52.

    i lost marks in the biting and kicking departments.

    b/w. don't sleep on DJbombjack. unless he's 5'2" in that picture with his daughter, homey looks big and ginger enough to do some damage
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    52.

    i lost marks in the biting and kicking departments.

    b/w. don't sleep on DJbombjack. unless he's 5'2" in that picture with his daughter, homey looks big and ginger enough to do some damage

    The whole competition is skewed a bit against Canadiens by that baseball-bat-swinging-experience question. They should have included other Canada-friendly options like lumberjack axes, or...hockey sticks, maybe? That's like the baseball bat of hockey, right?
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Never mind the poor Brits. The closest they come to a baseball bat is an extra-large banger on Guy Fawkes Day.
  • covecove 1,567 Posts
    THAT'S a paddlin'

  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    65

    seems low...
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