Extraordinarily Ugly Athletes (NRR)
The_Non
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I thought Strut could have some fun with this. What are some memorably ugly athletes from your childhood or today? I'd have to say my number 1 is:
Otis Nixon.
This is a pic of him "at his most photogenic." By the early 90s, he looked like an old man chewing corn with his dentures out. When I did watch baseball bitd, I was always like, who is that 80 year old man on first? OH YEAH. Otis Nixon. NOT the 1st Base Coach.
WHO DO YOU FOOS GOT?!
Otis Nixon.
This is a pic of him "at his most photogenic." By the early 90s, he looked like an old man chewing corn with his dentures out. When I did watch baseball bitd, I was always like, who is that 80 year old man on first? OH YEAH. Otis Nixon. NOT the 1st Base Coach.
WHO DO YOU FOOS GOT?!
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:game_over:
Anthony Mason
Antoine Walker
Sam Cassell (OG Alien)
Popeye Jones (his son is a bigtime hockey prospect)
Wayne Rooney
Ronaldinho
Franck Ribery
I think it's game over right there but depending on your "Eye of the Beholder" stance...
Iain Dowie
you can only see the back of his head there, here's another:
the man had psycho eyes, which apparently cannot be captured in all its horror in a still image. Some Danish dude at a bar once told me that apparently little Stig saw his father kill his mother when he was a child, or something to that extent.
Cue someone talmbout baby/car-crash or whatever.
No love for Ribery's missus?
B/w that Chinese woman weightlifter.
P/w that eastern Eurowoman shot putter who got stripped. Of the gold of course. Never that, son.
::shudder::
REE-CHEE'S UG-LEE!
Randy Johnson
Francesca Schiavone
Are his teeth seriously jacked like that, or is that Photoshop?
Holy Summateeth!
Garry 'Budda' Hocking
they are, but i think most are distracted by the caterpillar on his forehead
ludacris's halloween costume this year was pretty good
Tho, I give the guy a pass. He was in a very serious car accident as a child.
Late entry, Pascual Perez (RIP):
Dennis "Oh-My-Damn" Rodman
Terrell "Toofus" Suggs looks hilariously like...
A fuckin Cenobite from Hellraiser...
I've seen Randy Johnson in person, and he's grody.
Must suck being ugly. I guess they'll just have to go home and cry into a money-filled pillow or whatever
Well their are hundreds of entertainers, atheletes, etc. that are Fugly and they still get "action". Money works wonders for unattractiveness... it worked out extremely well for this fellow...
Vladimir Konstantinov
Jimster was pretty spot on with his post aswell
Googled; now...what...is...this?!?!
"He Googled yo' ass..." - Nurse Laverne from "Scrubs"