Urgent: questions to ask an American

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  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    I suspected that's what was meant. Hilarious way of putting it!

    Kindly,
    parallax

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    skel said:
    He didn't hit it.

    They both way too classy for that.

    Wait, what?

  • leon said:
    vintageinfants said:
    parallax said:
    skel said:


    He may well be partaking of the full piss-pickled shark and herring smorgasbord right now.

    What does this mean?

    Kindly,
    parallax

    according to stereotype, swedes like herring. a 'fishy' smell is commonly associated with an unkempt or rigorously used vagina. im boldly assuming the statement is alluding to his american guest sleeping with the swedish barmaid he met not hours previously. moreover, if she was an auburn haired scandanavian (statistically commonplace in Viking influenced culture), and he was employing her carnal activities to distract him from some larger and more pressing matter, we could almost go as far as to refer to her genitlia as a 'red herring'. but i digress.
    thank you for the erudite elaboration as i was puzzled by the cryptic formulation regarding the consequences of the encounter with the Swedish badmaid mentioned by mr. Skel as well.

    fuckin' eh right man

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    You're welcome, rest of the world.

    Regards,
    An American.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Gary said:
    You're welcome, rest of the world.

    Regards,
    An American.

    haha yeah pretty much my thoughts when I read this thread.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    skel said:
    Introduced him to a Swedish barmaid and let him carry on.

    Whoa there, horsey. So I get hatchet-faced east-euro, and he gets Swedish? Dude, I'm not that classy. Next time mang, next time.






    Prefer French silvouplait.
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