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Urgent: questions to ask an American

skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
edited June 2012 in Strut Central
Please help a dude

At short notice I have to entertain a bigwig from NY over dinner in about an hours time.

convo topics I'm good to go now on Mitt, sugary drinks, the Kapow fight debacle and Trayvon Martin.

What else is good agenda?

Thx

Btw dude does not party, and has no records.
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  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,782 Posts
    Religion, Breast Feeding, The Economy, War on Drugs, Tanning Mom
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    NBA Finals
    US Open
  • asstroasstro 1,754 Posts
    Greatest American Rock Band
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Flat Tax
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,782 Posts
    Burger Kings new "Bacon Sundae"
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Abortion and Axl Rose.
  • djwaxondjwaxon 411 Posts
    Soccer
    Sidewalks
    Station Wagons
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    Ask why america is an empire now and how come it sucks and shit like that

    You gotta be really aggressive to get past his NY "forget about it"-attitude.

    Get in his face.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    This is all good.
    Except breast feeding.

    Bacon sundae as the opening gambit at the restaurant.
    Or maybe breast feeding if waitress is cute.

    Flat tax. Yes.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Also this dude is an advisor to Bernanke.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    skel said:
    Also this dude is an advisor to Bernanke.

    In that case just ask him for a loan.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    skel said:
    Also this dude is an advisor to Bernanke.

    Whoa. Ask him about Illuminati how come Jay Z is part of them.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Thriller / OTW?
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    skel said:
    Also this dude is an advisor to Bernanke.

    Punch him in the grill on sight then...sheesh.

    Kick him when he's down too.

    Then piss on him.
  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    skel said:
    Also this dude is an advisor to Bernanke.

    Punch him in the grill on sight then...sheesh.

    Kick him when he's down too.

    Then piss on him.

    But only after he's picked up the tab.
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    skel said:
    Also this dude is an advisor to Bernanke.

    In that case just ask him for a bailout.
  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    NY-related:
    - 2nd on the large, sugary drink ban
    - nj nets relocating to brooklyn
    - who has the best slice in the 5 boroughs
    - the weather (it's been rainy all this week)
    - new vs old new york

    USA specific:
    - zombies
    - 2nd on the NBA finals
    - reality tv
    - madagascar 3 vs men in black 3
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Thx for the cues.

    Dude was super cool.

    Mitt: no chance. Mormonism: fucked up. Advice? Go see Teh Book of Mormon.

    Sugary drink ban? Not going to happen.

    Trayvon: ban guns. What kind of fucked up country is this?

    Bacon sundae: yes pls

    Illuminati; convo killer.

    Nets reloc to Brooklyn: super pissed off.

    Dude lives in White Plains, Westchester County.
    Down with BJ "Westchester Lady".
    So there is that.

    Declined invite to lap dancing club.
    So there wasn't that.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    You didn't piss on him?
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    He drank 6 pints of bitter, picked at an Italian salad and was sad with Obama diasappointment.

    Introduced him to a Swedish barmaid and let him carry on.

    He may well be partaking of the full piss-pickled shark and herring smorgasbord right now.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Not 6 bottles of Bud, then?
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    He wouldn't drink that shit and nor would I.

    Peroni all the way.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    Thriller / OTW?

    YES
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,782 Posts
    Skel... When you are in NY, we must talk Footie and UK rock supremacy.
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    skel said:


    He may well be partaking of the full piss-pickled shark and herring smorgasbord right now.

    What does this mean?

    Kindly,
    parallax
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    parallax said:
    skel said:


    He may well be partaking of the full piss-pickled shark and herring smorgasbord right now.

    What does this mean?

    Kindly,
    parallax

    Swedish barmaid related.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    parallax said:
    skel said:


    He may well be partaking of the full piss-pickled shark and herring smorgasbord right now.

    What does this mean?

    Kindly,
    parallax

    according to stereotype, swedes like herring. a 'fishy' smell is commonly associated with an unkempt or rigorously used vagina. im boldly assuming the statement is alluding to his american guest sleeping with the swedish barmaid he met not hours previously. moreover, if she was an auburn haired scandanavian (statistically commonplace in Viking influenced culture), and he was employing her carnal activities to distract him from some larger and more pressing matter, we could almost go as far as to refer to her genitlia as a 'red herring'. but i digress.
  • bennyboybennyboy 538 Posts
    skel said:
    He may well be partaking of the full piss-pickled shark and herring smorgasbord right now.

  • leonleon 883 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    parallax said:
    skel said:


    He may well be partaking of the full piss-pickled shark and herring smorgasbord right now.

    What does this mean?

    Kindly,
    parallax

    according to stereotype, swedes like herring. a 'fishy' smell is commonly associated with an unkempt or rigorously used vagina. im boldly assuming the statement is alluding to his american guest sleeping with the swedish barmaid he met not hours previously. moreover, if she was an auburn haired scandanavian (statistically commonplace in Viking influenced culture), and he was employing her carnal activities to distract him from some larger and more pressing matter, we could almost go as far as to refer to her genitlia as a 'red herring'. but i digress.
    thank you for the erudite elaboration as i was puzzled by the cryptic formulation regarding the consequences of the encounter with the Swedish badmaid mentioned by mr. Skel as well.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    He didn't hit it.

    They both way too classy for that.
    Damn I'm hungover.
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