'Back a few months ago, I was headlinin' a great big nightclub. And they put me up a couple days early...I came in a couple days early and they put me up in what they call the 'Star Suite'. Now here I am, headlinin', in one of the biggest nightclubs in the country and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning in this 'Star Suite'...all by myself.'
(Audience) Aw...
'Yeah, that's what I said...Aw...But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up. I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song. Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill, tryin' to figure out why.'
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror 'Cause I get better lookin' each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can
(Audience applauds)
I used to have a girlfriend But I guess she just couldn't compete With all of these love starved women Who keep clamoring at my feet Well, I probably could find me another But I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares...I never get lonesome 'Cause I treasure my own company
Oh... (Audience sings along) Lord, it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way (Can't wait to look in the mirror) Can't wait to look in the mirror (Help me out, now, come on) I get better lookin' each day (To know me is to what) To know me is to love me (I must be a hell of a man) I must be a hell of a man (Oh, Lord it's hard) Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble (When you're doin' what) We're doin' the best that we can!
(Audience applauds)
I guess you could say I'm a loner A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd Some folks say that I'm egotistical Hell, I don't even know what that means I guess it has somethin' to do with the way That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans
Oh... (Come on, where's all the kickers in here) Oh...Lord, it's hard to be humble (When you're perfect in every way) When you're perfect in every way (Can't wait to look in the mirror) I can't wait to look in the mirror ('Cause I get better lookin') I get better lookin' each day (To know me is to what) To know me is to love me (Must be a hell of a man) Must be a hell of a man (Oh, Lord it's hard) Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble (What are we doin') We're doin' the best that we can (One more time, what are we doin') We're doin' the best that we can...
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funny, but doesnt suit my gangster persona
Yes, thats a ball sack.
mack daddy
Mac Davis
It's Hard To Be Humble (Live version)
'Back a few months ago, I was headlinin' a great big nightclub. And they put me
up a couple days early...I came in a couple days early and they put me up in what
they call the 'Star Suite'. Now here I am, headlinin', in one of the biggest
nightclubs in the country and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning in this
'Star Suite'...all by myself.'
(Audience)
Aw...
'Yeah, that's what I said...Aw...But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer
myself up. I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song. Now
this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill, tryin' to figure out why.'
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can
(Audience applauds)
I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well, I probably could find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares...I never get lonesome
'Cause I treasure my own company
Oh...
(Audience sings along)
Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
(Can't wait to look in the mirror)
Can't wait to look in the mirror
(Help me out, now, come on)
I get better lookin' each day
(To know me is to what)
To know me is to love me
(I must be a hell of a man)
I must be a hell of a man
(Oh, Lord it's hard)
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
(When you're doin' what)
We're doin' the best that we can!
(Audience applauds)
I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has somethin' to do with the way
That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans
Oh...
(Come on, where's all the kickers in here)
Oh...Lord, it's hard to be humble
(When you're perfect in every way)
When you're perfect in every way
(Can't wait to look in the mirror)
I can't wait to look in the mirror
('Cause I get better lookin')
I get better lookin' each day
(To know me is to what)
To know me is to love me
(Must be a hell of a man)
Must be a hell of a man
(Oh, Lord it's hard)
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
(What are we doin')
We're doin' the best that we can
(One more time, what are we doin')
We're doin' the best that we can...
Give yourselfs a hand
Yee haw
(Audience applauds)
dick suicide?
I love that one.
wtf is that ?
oh shit!
sorry!