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Britney Gives Birth

catchdubscatchdubs 492 Posts
edited September 2005 in Strut Central
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050914/en_celeb_eo/17362"According to U.K.'s Sky News, Spears was considering naming her and Federline's child London, after the British capital where their romance blossomed."
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  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    whos last name is the kid getting? is britney already a federline?
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    London Spears sounds like a pub finger food.

    all the best to this kid -it should be a hell of a ride.
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050914/en_celeb_eo/17362

    "According to U.K.'s Sky News, Spears was considering naming her and Federline's child London, after the British capital where their romance blossomed."


    yeah right, fuck if i'm gonna name my kid Lavalife.
  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    That's a sure way to turn a girl into a stripper...name her after a place

    Dakota
    Georgia
    Montana
    Virginia
    Dallas

    beware.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050914/en_celeb_eo/17362

    "According to U.K.'s Sky News, Spears was considering naming her and Federline's child London, after the British capital where their romance blossomed."


    yeah right, fuck if i'm gonna name my kid Lavalife.

    You should name your son "Iknowdaze"

    Start the name dropping early

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050914/en_celeb_eo/17362

    "According to U.K.'s Sky News, Spears was considering naming her and Federline's child London, after the British capital where their romance blossomed."


    yeah right, fuck if i'm gonna name my kid ALPO-MESS[/b] .
  • schnipperschnipper 528 Posts
    This baby is going to be a star!
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Who is this "Britney Spears" and why should I know her?
  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    name-dropping:

    Preston Michael Spears Federline

    britney had a c-section, so does that mean no more sexy "i'm a slave" style video's?
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050914/en_celeb_eo/17362

    "According to U.K.'s Sky News, Spears was considering naming her and Federline's child London, after the British capital where their romance blossomed."


    yeah right, fuck if i'm gonna name my kid Lavalife.

    You should name your son "Iknowdaze"

    Start the name dropping early




  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    This baby is going to be a star!

    yeah!
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    This baby is going to leave a scar!



    yeah!
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    name-dropping:

    Preston Michael Spears Federline

    britney had a c-section, so does that mean no more sexy "i'm a slave" style video's?


    True but the female parts stay fit!
  • spaceghostspaceghost 605 Posts
    name-dropping:

    Preston Michael Spears Federline

    britney had a c-section, so does that mean no more sexy "i'm a slave" style video's?


    True but the female parts stay fit!

    so does that mean you don't need to get a new britney "action figure"?
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    That's a sure way to turn a girl into a stripper...name her after a place

    Dakota
    Georgia
    Montana
    Virginia
    Dallas

    beware.

    that, and foodstuffs:

    Candy
    Cookie
    Cheri
    Nougat
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    Nougat

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    This baby is going to be an idiot!
  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    This baby is going to be one of the great modern thinkers!
  • flatblackplasticflatblackplastic 1,209 Posts
    That's a sure way to turn a girl into a stripper...name her after a place

    Dakota
    Georgia
    Montana
    Virginia
    Dallas

    beware.

    that, and foodstuffs:

    Candy
    Cookie
    Cheri
    Nougat

    other names i can think of:
    star
    sunshine
    destiny
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
    That's a sure way to turn a girl into a stripper...name her after a place

    Dakota
    Georgia
    Montana
    Virginia
    Dallas

    beware.

    that, and foodstuffs:

    Candy
    Cookie
    Cheri
    Nougat

    other names i can think of:
    star
    sunshine
    destiny

    Chastity
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    you guys just named half the contestants on "so you think i can dance" show.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    name-dropping:

    Preston Michael Spears Federline

    britney had a c-section, so does that mean no more sexy "i'm a slave" style video's?


    True but the female parts stay fit!

    Dude, whatever.


    Getting sliced open is not a fun way to go. In any case, wifey gave birth to our daughter the natural way and I have no complaints.
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts

    Nougat

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    Getting sliced open is not a fun way to go. In any case, wifey gave birth to our daughter the natural way and I have no complaints.


    I was joshing. The Internet is a bad place for my 1 sentence humor. I am not advocating for the unecessary slicing of anybody.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    name-dropping:

    Preston Michael Spears Federline

    britney had a c-section, so does that mean no more sexy "i'm a slave" style video's?


    True but the female parts stay fit!

    Dude, whatever.


    Getting sliced open is not a fun way to go. In any case, wifey gave birth to our daughter the natural way and I have no complaints.







    "I'll cut you...





































    ...and leave you....



































    ...with not much to go home with....



































    ...EXCEPT A BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING BABY!!!!"












  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Don't bait me with cute baby photos lest you force me to unleash a heatrock:



  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    damn Oliver, that gamecube is looking mighty tasty right thurr
  • ayresayres 1,452 Posts
    Oliver we need to see many more baby pictures. Babystrut takeover!
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Don't bait me with cute baby photos lest you force me to unleash a heatrock:


    We have that same alphabet ball


  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    name-dropping:

    Preston Michael Spears Federline

    britney had a c-section, so does that mean no more sexy "i'm a slave" style video's?


    True but the female parts stay fit!

    Dude, whatever.


    Getting sliced open is not a fun way to go. In any case, wifey gave birth to our daughter the natural way and I have no complaints.







    "I'll cut you...





































    ...and leave you....



































    ...with not much to go home with....



































    ...EXCEPT A BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING BABY!!!!"













    post of the week?!?!?!
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