Soul Strut Made Me Employee of the Month
CousinLarry
4,618 Posts
Today was the big company meeting, and while the head cheese was talking about the employee of the month I zoned out thinking about random shit that has nothing to do with work. Then I heard my name. Hot damn I am employee of the month. I have spent the last two months slacking off on soul strut and have been rewarded for it. Wow thanks Soul Strut. You rule. You have done more for my career than my college education.
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truth.
funny how the corporate world works.
when you think you're on thin ice, you get promoted, but then when you think you're going to get promoted, you get laid off..haha!
Life is great sometimes isn't it
I should note that I spent the previous 7 months busting my ass and not getting rewarded for it.
ok, you just made it seem like you don't do shit all day and you got the award, which happens way to often
my boss who does nothing all day except blame everyone (who makes half of what she makes) for her mistakes just got a $500 bonus
Yeah, I know what you mean. The main reason I had nothing to do was my boss got fired and no one was running my department. The head cheese didnt want to move forward with anything so I just had to lay low and keep busy. Which I was able to do thanks to Soul Strut. Now I am running my department and I do have shit to do, but still time to check soul strut. So life is good
The one month I really should have gotten employee of the month this other dude that just reads the news online all day got it and I was mad bitter. So apparently where I work the standards are wack, but it worked out for me this month.
let em know when you ge tto 1000 posts!
You need to step up your game to looking at online porn all day - you'll be CEO within weeks!