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I am obviously not a real DJ

CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
edited August 2005 in Strut Central
I am Obviously not a real DJ

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  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT A REAL DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I know...
  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    you should juggle more. that's what peoples in the club want to hear, juggling.
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    Also I'd suggest more hip house.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    you should juggle more. that's what peoples in the club want to hear, juggling.



    An attorney at work, after she knew I had a record collection and occasionally DJ, asked me if I did any scratching. "You know, because that's what people come out to see." (makes waving motion with hand and throaty noise to indicate a record is being scratched).

    Me: "Nope. I just drop the needle and crossfade from one record to the other."

    Her: "Oh, that's no fun. You should learn how to scratch."
  • slushslush 691 Posts
    you are not encoding at the right bitrates
    more bitrates = real dj
  • parenparen 537 Posts
    dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo
    haha
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    [color:orange]DILDO DILDO DILDO[/b][/color]
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    that's the best filter on there besides cosign
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I'm a sycophant!!
  • meistromocomeistromoco 954 Posts
    I'm a sycophant!!
    I swear, I have heard that word more times in the past two weeks than my entire life.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I'm a sycophant!!
    I swear, I have heard that word more times in the past two weeks than my entire life.
    [I'm a sycophant!!]Cosine[/I'm a sycophant!!]
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Well at least it's now in the open so I can say it now. Cos, my big problem last week was that some crazy girl in LA said you weren't a real DJ. I was like "word?" and she was like "dildo" and I was like "cosine" and she was like "take your cell phone back I don't know this guy"
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Dude, who was that girl who called me?








































    (pictures please...)
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Dude, who was that girl who called me?

    Possibly



    but more likely



    don't remember which, but they're both DJs. REAL DJs.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Hey name was (maybe) Jodi?

    "Cosmo, call me back on you boy's cell phone. I'm not too far from you. We NEED to hook up tonight."

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Hey name was (maybe) Jodi?

    OK that's JAWN #2

    or bottom right, for all the lil dudes



    "Cosmo, call me back on you boy's cell phone. I'm not too far from you. We NEED to hook up tonight."

    Translation: "Cosmo, you are not a real DJ"
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    It's obvious, my kbps are all at 128

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Hey name was (maybe) Jodi?

    OK that's JAWN #2

    or bottom right, for all the lil dudes



    "Cosmo, call me back on you boy's cell phone. I'm not too far from you. We NEED to hook up tonight."

    Translation: "Cosmo, you are not a real DJ"

    Got that W.C. Fields look. Gin blossoms are in thy future, I see.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Got that W.C. Fields look. Gin blossoms are in thy future, I see.

    If SOME PEOPLE would READ and COMMENT on my amazingly detailed and impeccably researched LA DIARY, SOME PEOPLE would know that I was AT THE BEACH IN THE SUN in Santa Monica ALL DAY that day.






























    But you're probably right.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    But you're probably right.

    Hey, bud. When are you coming back to Chicago?

    Oh, and I was kidding. But jeez oh man, does that look like a party. With girls, too.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Hey, bud. When are you coming back to Chicago?

    Definitely coming back to ModChicago next year but that's not til next summer. Cowbwoy just emailed me about going up there in December though - not sure what's going on with that. Maybe it's for Eric Reidelberger's new night. In any event, I wanna hit Milwaukee next time I'm in that area, and I wanna make sure to catch that Sheer Magic joint too. It would be great to see the Lucked one in addition to the usual cast of SoulStrut characters - ya'll definitely rep SS deep up there.

    But jeez oh man, does that look like a party.

    Dude you don't even know.

    With girls, too.

    Dude you don't even know, though Iron Monkey & Guzzo have some idea.
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    It's obvious, my kbps are all at 128


  • Mongo_SladeMongo_Slade 999 Posts
    you should juggle more. that's what peoples in the club want to hear, juggling.

    An attorney at work, after she knew I had a record collection and occasionally DJ, asked me if I did any scratching. "You know, because that's what people come out to see."

    naw man, people go to weddings to hear scratching. people go to clubs to see DJs do body tricks.
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