my friend al and his wife bought a puny little dog right after they got married. some form of 5lb curly haired thing with an ewok face. they named this wonderful addition to the family CoCo [/awwwwwwww]
.... but myself and 3 friends took it upon ourselves to change all that. during it's training, we would use every opportunity to call it Gary. we would call it, fawn over it, smuggle treats in for bribing.... until after a month or so of rigorous soviet-like covert brainwashing the animal no longer responded to its given name. 'CoCo the dog' died that day, but 'Gary'.... oh Gary... she rose from the ashes ready to capture the world that her former identity wouldn't allow.
You can take some solace in the fact that since Gary Glitter has been outed and convicted of being a pedo, 'Gary' is no longer widely used as rhyming sland for toilet or shit in the UK.
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Hate to see a perfectly good thread go to waste.
blameitontheboogie related.
Does Gazza mean 'shitter' in Australian?
But hey now that I'm thinking about it, I might be in Australia in February. Which part? I don't know, but how big could australia be right?
I have multiple threads open. One is playing the track from the delete thread and the other is with this gif. It's soothing to my distressed soul.
Korean eh? Great, now I want dakgalbi... Soju on me! Well... not poured on me. But I will buy. I think you dudes knew that.
You could also go by Gal, if you're anywhere near the East End of Laaandan.
Thanks for reading this informative post.
Actually that explains a lot!
There is also some rhyming slang for this bloke's name:
AKA the Garr-idge.
.... but myself and 3 friends took it upon ourselves to change all that. during it's training, we would use every opportunity to call it Gary. we would call it, fawn over it, smuggle treats in for bribing.... until after a month or so of rigorous soviet-like covert brainwashing the animal no longer responded to its given name. 'CoCo the dog' died that day, but 'Gary'.... oh Gary... she rose from the ashes ready to capture the world that her former identity wouldn't allow.
still a pretty miserable animal. chews shoes.
5 - Gary Busey
4 - Gary from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
3 - Gary from Soulstrut
L13sLesson, Welkshake, etc...
Note* No photo of stuffed animals pants available for post
2 - Gary Sinise
1 - Gary Coleman