confessions.
vintageinfants
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"from the Beretta, putting all the holes in your sweater
The money getter motherfuckers don't have better
Rolex watches and colourful Swatches
I'm digging in pockets, motherfuckers can't stop it"
i always thought the usage of "beretta" was referring to this:
as opposed to this:
so.......... there's that.
The money getter motherfuckers don't have better
Rolex watches and colourful Swatches
I'm digging in pockets, motherfuckers can't stop it"
i always thought the usage of "beretta" was referring to this:
as opposed to this:
so.......... there's that.
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to this day, whenever jumping into a pool i have the uncontrollable urge to yell "dweedoodoo dweedoo doo DOOOOoo..... CANNONBALL!".
[this display is often immediately followed by a diving board propelled exhibit of diamond dave 'rock-nastics']
edit #2: yes, i am a 30 yr old.
I guess that can be attributed to j-english....
when i said "i always thought.....", i literally meant always..... as in, like..... up until two weeks ago.
i'm canadian, we dont have guns here. we settle our disputes with passive-agression and chugging contests.
"Dirty deeds, done dirt-cheap" = "Dirty knees, THUN-DER CHIEF!"
Hahah...
Kindly,
parallax
I confess that I wish I grew up in the same part of Canada as you did.
don't feel so bad about that one because for like 8 years i was trying to figure out who the other guy rapping on the song with Biggie was haha....
i stuck to my guns stating 'that's the way i say it, okay?'.... and then immediately reformed myself afterwards.... even going as far as correcting others who botched it.
Believe, that is where the coin is. Recently-laid-off brother got in touch with a friend who'd been laid off 6 months before. They were both working for THQ before the arse fell out of the West. Anyway, my brother is thinking of setting up on his own with some of the better guys, so offers this geezer some work.
Geezer says no thanks - he wrote a little game on his own, in his time off, just like "Galaxians" or something where the enemy ships are dictated by what tunes your device is playing at the same time. It cost him not a lot to publish it out there, he had been hoping to recoup these costs.
Did ??3M in the first 6 months.
Dude is now in the "Laughing his cock off" business.
Soft G vs hard G-related.
That's hilarious. My first thought when reading this thread was about my friend who'd always assumed the lyrics were:
Dirty deeds, THUNDER CHEESE!
I just realized that that's really what he says. So there's a fresh confession right there.
Sorry blud.
When I was 15, I mixed a little bit of weed with Newport tobacco, rolled it into joints, and sold them to a 14-year-old acquaintance. He never knew the difference until I told him years later.
I regret nothing.
When I was a kid I thought DLR was saying "Have you seen Junior's grave?"
Yeah, I figure with the super strong skunk that's around these days kids must be doing this kind of thing all the time, passing it off as some homegrown or 'bushweed' or whatever.
When I was 12, green was very hard to come by and almost everybody had solids. If Rodney had been up on his ish, he would have been sus that I had any to sell at all, let alone that it smelt like pizza.