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Most godawful band names

DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
edited April 2011 in Strut Central
Hoobastank

Seriously. WTF?
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  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Archers of Loaf
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    The_Hook_Up said:
    Archers of Loaf

    For some reason, that reminds me of the phrase "pinching a loaf", which is what I imagine their music to sound like.
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Horseleech said:
    The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart

    damn, that name makes me all punchy and stabby...


    another one that angries me up: The Shyness Clinic
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Kajagoogoo


    b/w

    Chumbawamba
  • InnerSpaceInnerSpace 443 Posts
    Toad the Wet Sprocket, but I love this band and it was a Monty Python reference....nevermind, great band name.
  • InnerSpaceInnerSpace 443 Posts
    A high school friend had a band named Rumpleforeskin.
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    InnerSpace said:
    A high school friend had a band named Rumpleforeskin.

    thats a great name, although I woulda made the minor change of Rumpledforeskin, along the lines of:

    John Cougar Concentration Camp

    The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    Chilliwack
  • InnerSpaceInnerSpace 443 Posts
    The_Hook_Up said:
    InnerSpace said:
    A high school friend had a band named Rumpleforeskin.

    thats a great name, although I woulda made the minor change of Rumpledforeskin, along the lines of:

    John Cougar Concentration Camp

    The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

    Too soon for jokes about the Holocaust-related? Eh probably never joke-able, but I laughed anyway.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    InnerSpace said:
    Toad the Wet Sprocket, but I love this band and it was a Monty Python reference....nevermind, great band name.

    So good, apparently, that two different bands used it.
  • leonleon 883 Posts
    Blutarsch
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    leon said:
    Blutarsch

    I'm surprised you didn't say Kings of Leon. If I were you, I'd be pissed.
  • cookbookcookbook 783 Posts
    Ekoostik Hookah

    :cry:
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Fallout Boy
    Air Supply
    And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead (try squeezing that on a marquee)
    Hootie & The Blowfish
    New Kinds on the Block (not a band but still a GAWD AWFUL name)
    WHAM!
    The Pixies (Love the band but could never get with the name)
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Worst/Best name ever depending on whether you are the band or the venue...

    FREE BEER
  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,575 Posts
    Any band after the mid 70's that has the word "funk" in thier name......
  • leonleon 883 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    leon said:
    Blutarsch

    I'm surprised you didn't say Kings of Leon. If I were you, I'd be pissed.

    Do you think i can talk them out of using that name "99 crates" style? ;)
  • cookbookcookbook 783 Posts
    soulstrut approved Lady Antebellum
  • leonleon 883 Posts
    Also, Toe fat, together with the cover of their LP. Groce.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    The_Hook_Up said:
    Archers of Loaf

    For some reason, that reminds me of the phrase "pinching a loaf", which is what I imagine their music to sound like.

    They're actually pretty good, but yeah, the "pinching a loaf" similarity is tragic.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    Crunt.

    I was recently poring over the liner notes for some record, and was oddly pleased to find out that there was a band called Ferrara Brainpan.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    2 local ones:
    Cherry Popping Daddies
    Smegma
    Bonus:
    Seafood Mama
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Mindfunk
  • HollafameHollafame 844 Posts
    Shout Out Out Out Out Out (or however many "outs" there are)

    !!!
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Mr. Greengenes
    Dead Fetus
  • dj_cityboydj_cityboy 1,461 Posts
    i dont know if i would call these godawful, but they just come across as weird names to me:

    Jefferson Airplane
    Moby Grape
    Thin Lizzy
    Grateful Dead
  • strataspherestratasphere Blastin' the Nasty 1,035 Posts
    Funky Kings because there wasn't schitt funky about them.
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    InnerSpace said:
    The_Hook_Up said:
    InnerSpace said:
    A high school friend had a band named Rumpleforeskin.

    thats a great name, although I woulda made the minor change of Rumpledforeskin, along the lines of:

    John Cougar Concentration Camp

    The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

    Too soon for jokes about the Holocaust-related? Eh probably never joke-able, but I laughed anyway.

    You've probably never owned this record:

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    The Resurrected Bloated Floaters. I wish I'd kept that record.
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