Chinese Traffic Accident Compilation

RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
edited December 2010 in Strut Central


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  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    some dumb muhfukkas in that video. pay attention.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    they play endless reels of this stuff on TV's in Chinese bus stations

    except more grizzly with really horrific accidents

  • 2:04 is unbelievable

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    Why is the theme music not "Yakety Sax," for fuck's sake?

  • i remember seeing this in the " I WANT YOU MF'ers....." thread a few months back.

    it's become a zen tool since then. watching this shit calms me down.

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    I'd like to see a hybrid video of the Russian Ninja Biker crossed with Chinese pedestrians.


  • i like scahdenfraude as much as the next guy, but i think it's the slow inevitability of all of these accidents that's so soothing. it appears as though there is absolutely zero attempt to avoid smashing into something in a one-ton gas powered bullet.

  • vintageinfants said:
    the slow inevitability

    It's as if the thought of using the brake never occurs to them.

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    The_Hook_Up said:
    2:04 is unbelievable

    Agreed! 2:15 is even worse though...

  • perhaps a stop sign or traffic light would be useful on those intersections....wtf??

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Straight up, my most harrowing experiences on the roads have been in places like Shanghai and Taipei. In mainland China especially, you have a confluence of problems:

    1) Lack of infrastructure to ensure safety (safer roads, better signs, etc.)

    2) Lack of cultural safety traditions. The auto-fication of China is, by US standards, relatively recent. Basic safety etiquette isn't something that everyone there is brought up with and intuitively understands. The rule of the road often seems to follow the logic of a game of chicken; that's why two cars, clearly on a collision course, don't divert - each driver assumes the other driver will back off. Until they don't.

    3) This is my mom's theory - she's lived half her life in the US, half in Asia and she strongly thinks that the lack of civil litigation partially accounts for the high rates of vehicular accidents. If you introduced the possibility that accidents --> legal suits --> financial damages, she thinks that would create a massive incentive for people in China to start driving better. You'd think that, well, personal safety would be sufficient but the point here is that until the people causing the accidents are forced to pay (literally) for their inattention or disregard, there's insufficient incentive for bad habits to change. I don't know if I wholly buy that but it's an interesting argument.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Snagglepus said:
    vintageinfants said:
    the slow inevitability

    It's as if the thought of using the brake never occurs to them.

    As I just noted, it's not that braking doesn't occur to them. Drivers just assume other drivers will be the first to blink.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    CHINESE PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THIS, AMERICAN PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THIS!

  • yeah - I think of how bad of drivers a lot of Americans are, and most of us have been riding in cars since infancy, absorbing the rules of the road as we grew. If you're like me, your parents let you steer when you're a kid, and drive in fields and parking lots. And you start driving at 15 or so.

    I can't imagine taking an immense population of adults, and handing them car keys for the first time.

    Off topic, and a few months late, but I just learned Chinese bus drivers and conductors no longer address passengers as 'comrade'. That's a little sad.

    "BEIJING | Mon May 31, 2010 2:21am EDT
    (Reuters) - China's bus drivers and ticket sellers have been urged to leave communism behind, with a new training manual instructing them to call travellers "sir" or "madam" instead of "comrade," state media reported on Monday.

    Older Beijingers, a few of whom still wear "Mao suits" that were once a virtual uniform for China's hundreds of millions of citizens, will be exempt from the new ruling.

    "Old comrade" is listed as the final possible choice of address for elderly travellers, but it comes after "elder master" and "elder sir," the Beijing Youth Daily reported."

  • I'd like to be addressed as 'elder master' in public, btw.

  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    Watching this video I was struck (no pun intended) by how clean Chinese intersections are. Not a scrap of litter in sight! Not even blowing leaves or other natural detritus.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    dollar_bin said:
    Watching this video I was struck (no pun intended) by how clean Chinese intersections are. Not a scrap of litter in sight! Not even blowing leaves or other natural detritus.

    Except for the broken bodies of pedestrians and cyclists...

    ;)

  • mannybolone said:
    You'd think that, well, personal safety would be sufficient but the point here is that until the people causing the accidents are forced to pay (literally) for their inattention or disregard, there's insufficient incentive for bad habits to change.

    uh, what about paying for vehicle repairs? or doctors visits?

    2:04 is fucked up. why would anyone drive into a person that isn't looking like that? dude has plenty of time to stop and it doesn't even look like he was distracted. doesn't seem to have anything to do with a lack of signage, safer roads or a lack of automobile experience...

  • edubedub 715 Posts
    RAJ said:

    that one is weaksauce compared to this one:


  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    RAJ said:

    Crazy!

    b/w

    music is dope in this vid

    Kindly,
    parallax

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    After visiting India, I will never take America's incomparable infrastructure for granted. We have roads with actual painted lines down the middle and traffic lights at almost every intersection, even in rural areas. In India, fools would be driving in both directions down a single lane road. Rickshaws in the midst of city traffic. Men publicly pissing on sidewalks alongside random chickens. Three people on scooters (those motorbike things) at a time.

    I wouldn't say Americans are bad drivers as someone mentioned in a previous post, but I would say they are robotic, in a sense. When I see a red light or a stop sign, I instinctively brake. In India, such signals seemed to be interpreted as mere suggestions, however, the drivers did seem a little more alert. People would drive around slow vehicles even if it meant driving into the opposite lane of traffic. I have never heard so much incessant and unnecessary honking in my life as I did when I visited India. Manny's momma is right about how the lack of legal ramifications in China (as well as India and other nations) probably contributes to traffic accidents, but the culture around driving is also very different. Here, students take drivers ed classes and jump through hoops to prove they are responsible enough to drive. Mandatory car insurance and whatnot. People actually use their signal/blinker. Kids strapped into car seats until they're 6 years old. There, fender benders are considered pretty minor. Most of the cars don't even come with seat belts. People carrying toddlers on motorbikes without any straps to keep them from flying off. Pedestrians jay-walking, or jay-running into obviously heavy traffic.

  • The government should issue free copies of Frogger to all citizens.

  • dammsdamms 704 Posts
    Almond said:
    Men publicly pissing on sidewalks alongside random chickens.
    lmao

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    brokenrecord said:
    If you're like me, your parents let you steer when you're a kid, and drive in fields and parking lots. And you start driving at 15 or so.

    I learned how to drive in a curvy, single-lane cemetery. Three-point turns on tight paths with little traffic = great situation. If you hit something, you know, it's not going to cause a fatality.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    I kept expecting oncoming cars to run over the people on the ground.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    bassie said:
    I kept expecting oncoming cars to run over the people on the ground.

    Those videos undoubtedly exist; they just can't be on youtube.
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