OG Bionic Woman Season 1
batmon
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Copped at Target today
along w/ a Star Wars Boba Fett Blaster:
Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare comes out today.......
and I start my NBA Season on 2K11 as well - all 82 games.
Last night I had to sneak out the back way of my restaurant/bar cause this wierd chick who claims that either Micheal Jackson or Tito Jackson is her father "but dont tell nobody" wanted to butter my muffins.
I said i was going to the bathroom, snuck out the back way, hopped a fence in my seersucker jacket. Got to my front door and broke my key in the lock. Buzzed my neighbor, got in my apt, poured a new drink and lost to the Bulls on 2K11.
Im a happy camper.
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I kinda fucked up by leading her on a tad. She had a nice ass w/ nice feets. But I then realized i got myself in a doozy. So the quick escape was more fun.
Spare me sister. It wasnt a date. I met her at the bar. We flirted. I left. Whoop-dee-dam-doo.
If some claims they are Micheal Jacksons or Tito Jacksons daughter - all bets are off.
Please provide "your" restaurant/bar's security camera footage for proof. Thank you.
Dude it was like 70 degrees in NYC last night.
I have to go downstairs and pay my bar bill this afternoon cause i ditched. Is that enuff proof?
Do i show u the empty lock cylinder they had to remove cause haff my key remained in the door?
If can bust a tennis ball in your hand, ill buy u a drink.
Was she greasy? Cause that is one greasy ass family!
Hmmmm...any way you can have that Taiwanese production crew recreate the dramatic escape in crudely computer animated form?
I smell Racialism.
I do have a mini-cam. I could recreate it for fun.......
You'll need two: a helmet cam for you (PASUE?) and a wheelchair cam for Bubbles.
and following with the story at hand...were you able to extract said key from the door?...lol and did she tell you the MJ/TJ before or after you realized it was time to bail?
*and keep sending the warm weather my way..
LMAO!
Nah I wasnt able to extract the key. When left the building this morning the entire cylinder was gone. I told the doorman that it was me that fucked up it up.
She told me the MJ/TJ thang in the beginning. I just took a note to self and realized it was time to escape later in the convo when she said before we go to your apt to fuck we need to go uptown real quick and see my kid. I immediately spoke to the owner and told her I needs to get out of here pronto, so dont be alarmed if i slide out.
damn on the key dude, are you going to have to fork out some loot for the lock replacment? i did when i snapped my key in the door, landlord was pissed as no one could get in the building until he pulled the lock..it took hours as he was out...lol, and i was locked out of my place, front door and my apt used the same key..ugh!
your getaway sounds as though it was finely executed, once i heard the MJ/TJ thang...i quickly would have went into getaway mode and planned it long before it happened..after the uptown convo and the kid thing, that would have prompted me to go into mission impossible steez...and breakout..
proper dismount from a overall sketchy situation...lol
Her Craig's List description didnt match her convo.
Seriously - TITO JACKSON'S DAUGHTER?????? What else is there?
I hope it didn't set you back too many "roses!"
RIF
1. When the series originally aired, I was at the age where I tuned in because I enjoyed the plot. The girls are hot. Sabrina is my favorite, but Kris in a bathingsuit should not be missed. My wife thinks I'm creepy for sweating their now 60 year old bodies.
2. When originally aired, if we were lucky we saw it on a 17" Zenith color with an ariel. Seeing them in HD is pretty cool. You notice all the details. The writing is no more schlocky than whats on today (I mean its still Arron Spelling writing it), so at least it has the added vintage factor.
3. Amazing how all the cars on the street are American. And in T.J. Hooker, three years later, they are all Japanese.