Digger's Delusion

Aaron

Main entry: Dig-ger's De-lu-sion:[/b]Function: noun1:[/b] persistent false psychotic belief regarding objects, primarily records, outside the selfToday I hit up a giant wall of 45s. They all looked too good to be true, the kind of 45s you clutch hunched over like a September squirrel. Then it dawned on me: I had already rifled through this entire wall!So my question is this: Do any of you suffer from Digger's Delusion? My symptoms include lapses in aural judgment, increased finger-sweat, and dramatic mood swings ranging from elation over seemingly dope, new records to record homogeny (every record looking the same). ----------Feel free to add entries into the SoulStrut dictionary.

dsanders

Record homogeny is no laughing matter.