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Antijacking Teabagger Lunatic

edited September 2010 in Strut Central




Yes, this creature could be elected to the Senate.
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  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    PelvicDust said:


    Yes, this creature could be elected to the Senate.

    While she wants you to vote for her, she doesn't want you to pull the lever for her.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    As I understand it, hasn't Castle's traditional strength been his ability to appeal to middle-of-the-road Democrats, which has helped him establish a strong power base in Delaware? If so, then what realistic hope has O'Donnell of snagging those votes come the midterms proper? If anything, this might turn out to be good news for the Dems.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    I have no clue if this person is a good candidate or not.

    But why should one's sexual preferences be an issue??

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:
    As I understand it, hasn't Castle's traditional strength been his ability to appeal to middle-of-the-road Democrats, which has helped him establish a strong power base in Delaware? If so, then what realistic hope has O'Donnell of snagging those votes come the midterms proper? If anything, this might turn out to be good news for the Dems.

    Yeah, that's pretty much the scoop. Also, Mike Castle is the guy whose town hall meeting last year was famously home to some spittin' mad birtherism:



    Ah, how quaint 2009 was....

    I'm guessing Castle is feeling a tad like Ray Patterson right about now.


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    Rockadelic said:
    I have no clue if this person is a good candidate or not.

    But why should one's sexual preferences be an issue??

    You'd have to ask her. One of her campaign tactics was spreading rumors that Mike Castle was "secretly gay."

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    PelvicDust said:
    Rockadelic said:
    I have no clue if this person is a good candidate or not.

    But why should one's sexual preferences be an issue??

    You'd have to ask her. One of her campaign tactics was spreading rumors that Mike Castle was "secretly gay."

    Well that's obviously a lie because .....

    If it was a secret she wouldn't know it.

    b/w

    Idiocracy

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    This thread makes me want to furiously jerk off.

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    Rockadelic said:
    PelvicDust said:
    Rockadelic said:
    I have no clue if this person is a good candidate or not.

    But why should one's sexual preferences be an issue??

    You'd have to ask her. One of her campaign tactics was spreading rumors that Mike Castle was "secretly gay."

    Well that's obviously a lie because .....

    If it was a secret she wouldn't know it.

    b/w

    Idiocracy

    And as a bonus, she's anti-evolution.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/09/the_gops_delaware_senate_nomin.html

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    PelvicDust said:
    Rockadelic said:
    PelvicDust said:
    Rockadelic said:
    I have no clue if this person is a good candidate or not.

    But why should one's sexual preferences be an issue??

    You'd have to ask her. One of her campaign tactics was spreading rumors that Mike Castle was "secretly gay."

    Well that's obviously a lie because .....

    If it was a secret she wouldn't know it.

    b/w

    Idiocracy

    And as a bonus, she's anti-evolution.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/09/the_gops_delaware_senate_nomin.html

    I'm guessing the Venn diagram of "People who are as anti-fapping as Christine O'Donnell" and "Creationists" is a single circle.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Cosmo said:
    This thread makes me want to furiously jerk off.

    You better watch it Cosmo...someone might see you and ask you to run for office.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    Cosmo said:
    This thread makes me want to furiously jerk off.

    tell me about it - she is TOTALLY HAWT

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    Soulhawk said:
    Cosmo said:
    This thread makes me want to furiously jerk off.

    tell me about it - she is TOTALLY HAWT

    In an untouched sort of way.

    She's also kind of a cipher - scattered employment history, wacky lawsuit, almost no personal information about her available. Apparently unmarried and with no visible family ties.

    She might be a robot or a Russian spy.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    PelvicDust said:
    Soulhawk said:
    Cosmo said:
    This thread makes me want to furiously jerk off.

    tell me about it - she is TOTALLY HAWT

    In an untouched sort of way.

    She's also kind of a cipher - scattered employment history, wacky lawsuit, almost no personal information about her available. Apparently unmarried and with no visible family ties.

    She might be a robot or a Russian spy.

    Also, her former campaign manager says she uses politcal donations to pay her rent and bills. At least she's got the grifting part down--a crucial component of being a real teabagger.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    I have no clue if this person is a good candidate or not.

    But why should one's sexual preferences be an issue??

    If I were a Delaware voter, I might be more inclined to wonder why a politician seemingly opposed to state interference in the lives of the individual should be crusading so vigourously against abortion, masturbation and gay marriage. Is it acceptable for the state to interfere in these matters? Or is this simply what the equivalent of sharia law for people who watch Bill O'Reilly might look like?

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:
    Or is this simply what the equivalent of sharia law for people who watch Bill O'Reilly might look like?

    bingo

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    This just keeps getting better: Now Karl Rove--Karl fucking Rove!--is getting the purity purge treatment for pointing out that O'Donnell is going to lose the election.

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    DocMcCoy said:
    Rockadelic said:
    I have no clue if this person is a good candidate or not.

    But why should one's sexual preferences be an issue??

    If I were a Delaware voter, I might be more inclined to wonder why a politician seemingly opposed to state interference in the lives of the individual should be crusading so vigourously against abortion, masturbation and gay marriage. Is it acceptable for the state to interfere in these matters? Or is this simply what the equivalent of sharia law for people who watch Bill O'Reilly might look like?

    There's gotta be a good slogan to use against these anti-masturbation crusaders. How about, "You can pry my cock from my cold dead fingers?" Or would the NRA sue over that one...

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    DJ_Enki said:
    This just keeps getting better: Now Karl Rove--Karl fucking Rove!--is getting the purity purge treatment for pointing out that O'Donnell is going to lose the election.

    Funny shit. "Especially given his comments on Fox News tonight, until this is resolved, it seems impossible to trust Rove as an objective analyst. "

    Like anyone was ever doing that anyway.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    I bet that 'Youth Pastor' hit it

  • I certainly understand how this could offend a bunch of wankers.

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    sabadabada said:
    I certainly understand how this could offend a bunch of wankers.

    I'll bet you have a wide stance.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    PelvicDust said:


    Yes, this creature could be elected to the Senate.

    ;blap:

  • sabadabada said:
    I certainly understand how this could offend a bunch of wankers.

    wankin' is the "third rail" of american politics.

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    Teabaggers go blackface.


  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    mrmatthew said:
    sabadabada said:
    I certainly understand how this could offend a bunch of wankers.

    wankin' is the "third rail" of american politics.

    And for the last question we will ask each of the candidates, do you wank?
    You first senator.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    PelvicDust said:
    Teabaggers go blackface.



    Where do you buy white Obama masks??


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    Rockadelic said:
    PelvicDust said:
    Teabaggers go blackface.



    Where do you buy white Obama masks??

    Yeah, no politics of racial resentment being played there at all.

    Uh huh.

  • PelvicDust said:
    Rockadelic said:
    PelvicDust said:
    Teabaggers go blackface.



    Where do you buy white Obama masks??

    Yeah, no politics of racial resentment being played there at all.

    Uh huh.

    Can you at least stick to the topic that you started. Your tendency to regurgitate every leftwing talking point whether in or out of context is annoying. It's bad enough that this is all you ever talk about, but you can't even see a topic through to the end. You just bounce around thinking you're clever with no original thought or analysis. Its fucking pathetic. Its worse then my trolling. You are a troll on a site where 95% of the people actually agree with you.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    PelvicDust said:


    Yeah, no politics of racial resentment being played there at all.

    Uh huh.

    Let me ask you a serious question.....would it be possible to satire our current president, like that TV show that portrayed GWB as a complete moran(sic), without it being racist??
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