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Girl quits job, pwns boss

DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
edited August 2010 in Strut Central


Full story here.

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b/w

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  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    she will indeed be just FOINE!!!

    probably joining up with the JetBlue "take this job and shove it" emergency ramp escapist and starting an online sitcom or something...
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    yeah, i saw that today, im leaning toward fake, the photos look too sharp and, well, yeah, she is absofuckingloutly smoking hot so i doubt the story would have gained as much traction is she wasnt a complete and utter fox, could be the start of a 'viral' campaign.

    Oh, and did i mention that she is utterly fucking gorgeous?

    god damn.

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    QUITTING YOUR JOB IS A GOOD WAY TO GET BROKER
    HEYO I CAN HELP YOU GET BROKER
    WOULD SO BLAP!
    WHOA SORRY
  • fishmongerfunkfishmongerfunk 4,154 Posts
    a thing of beauty in every way.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    I'm in love.
  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    nzshadow said:
    yeah, i saw that today, im leaning toward fake, the photos look too sharp and, well, yeah, she is absofuckingloutly smoking hot so i doubt the story would have gained as much traction is she wasnt a complete and utter fox, could be the start of a 'viral' campaign.

    Oh, and did i mention that she is utterly fucking gorgeous?

    god damn.


    Well, I can think of few better ways of drawing attention to the fact you're unemployed and seeking work, even if the way you quit your last post might lead future employers to think you might be a bit of a risk, security-wise.

    Smart, funny, resourceful and hot might swing it, though.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Im looking forward the inevitable shoops, this has serious meme potential.

    And did anyone notice how truly mindblowingly insanely perfect she is yet or is that just me?

    good golly gosh.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    nzshadow said:
    Im looking forward the inevitable shoops, this has serious meme potential.

    And did anyone notice how truly mindblowingly insanely perfect she is yet or is that just me?

    good golly gosh.

    I'M SURE SOULSTRUT WILL BE ABLE TO TURN ON THE ELBOWTRON3000 AND ZOOM IN ON HER BOOKSHELF, FINDING EVIDENCE THAT SHE IS HORRENDOUS IN EVERY WAY... GIVE IT A MINUTE OR TWO!
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    fake. why does she change clothes in the last three pictures?
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    She could use some hips.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    dukeofdelridge said:
    nzshadow said:
    Im looking forward the inevitable shoops, this has serious meme potential.

    And did anyone notice how truly mindblowingly insanely perfect she is yet or is that just me?

    good golly gosh.

    I'M SURE SOULSTRUT WILL BE ABLE TO TURN ON THE ELBOWTRON3000 AND ZOOM IN ON HER BOOKSHELF, FINDING EVIDENCE THAT SHE IS HORRENDOUS IN EVERY WAY... GIVE IT A MINUTE OR TWO!

    A Van Gogh Book and some volumes of an encyclopedia. Total skank. Is that a tattoo on her wrist? Double skank. I wouldn't touch her with your dick. And what the fuck is a garbage dispenser? It should be a garbage receptacle. That doesn't even make sense, so everyone in the office must be as dumb as this poor bitch.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    sabadabada said:


    A Van Gogh Book and some volumes of an encyclopedia. Total skank. Is that a tattoo on her wrist? Double skank. I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

    Not now chief, im in the zone.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    one of the books looks like a book I just really enjoyed, so when her reading choices get TORE THE FUCK UP on here, it's going to hurt me too...

    I think her costume changes could be explained by her doing this over the weekend, at home.

    Glasses are probably non-prescription, and she's just eminem'g to look smart. If those books turn out to be DaVinci Code or EatPrayLove, she's toast.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    Mystery solved.

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    Reynaldo said:
    She could use some hips.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Not a fan of her frames. Pass.
  • boner softening styleboner softening style 36 Posts
    i'd broke 'er
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    dukeofdelridge said:
    nzshadow said:
    Im looking forward the inevitable shoops, this has serious meme potential.

    And did anyone notice how truly mindblowingly insanely perfect she is yet or is that just me?

    good golly gosh.

    I'M SURE SOULSTRUT WILL BE ABLE TO TURN ON THE ELBOWTRON3000 AND ZOOM IN ON HER BOOKSHELF, FINDING EVIDENCE THAT SHE IS HORRENDOUS IN EVERY WAY... GIVE IT A MINUTE OR TWO!

    I'd be all "Book about van Gogh? What, you don't even know Signac? Then what good are you, anyway?"
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    she could use some tips
  • doisndoisn baleadas&pupuzas 303 Posts
    boner softening style said:
    i'd broke 'er

    just follow the rules of the No-Contact-Zone and she??ll come running to ya!
  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    i was going to post earlier that amber lamps bus girl is hotter.. than i realized social media viral idiocracy is already upon us.
  • incompletejigsawincompletejigsaw 756 Posts
    I like the old-fashioned projector to the right of her.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    incompletejigsaw said:
    I like the old-fashioned projector to the right of her.

    MadeInChina, Bed Bath & Beyond, $17.85
  • incompletejigsawincompletejigsaw 756 Posts
    dukeofdelridge said:
    incompletejigsaw said:
    I like the old-fashioned projector to the right of her.

    MadeInChina, Bed Bath & Beyond, $17.85

    That wasn't real?! And just when she won me over with her supposed love of old cinema.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    *wonk waaaah*

    http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting-tale-that-suckered-the-whole-internet
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    I'd just like to add that I don't think this, "fooled the entire internet." I think the knee jerk of "fake," was refreshingly accurate.
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    sabadabada said:

    Double skank. I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

    you won't have to, I'll be touching her with it.
  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts
    chicks in glasses > chicks not in glasses
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    Breez said:
    sabadabada said:

    Double skank. I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

    you won't have to, I'll be touching her with it.

    do I have a say in this?
  • OptimusLimeOptimusLime 227 Posts
    http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/
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