f*cking Israeli C*nts pt.653454782367
Duderonomy
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this one speaks for itself
A friend of mine has in the past told girls that he
* is a submarine pilot
* is pioneering a new surgery to correct eyesight in glaucoma patients
* once played for Coventry FC
* owns his own holiday business
Surely this is the oldest game after the other oldest game. Rape by deception? GTFOOHWTBS. Anti-miscegenation laws more like.
If she was a washing machine, I'd put a dirty load inside her.
If she was a Dominos pizza, I'd be very frustrated if she didn't come in 30 minutes.
If she was a jigsaw puzzle I would do her on the floor, probably with my niece and nephew.
If she was a magic show, I would do her at a hospital in front of a bunch of sick kids.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/21/arab-guilty-rape-consensual-sex-jew
A Palestinian man has been convicted of rape after having consensual sex with a woman who had believed him to be a fellow Jew.
Sabbar Kashur, 30, was sentenced to 18 months in prison on Monday after the court ruled that he was guilty of rape by deception. According to the complaint filed by the woman with the Jerusalem district court, the two met in downtown Jerusalem in September 2008 where Kashur, an Arab from East Jerusalem, introduced himself as a Jewish bachelor seeking a serious relationship. The two then had consensual sex in a nearby building before Kashur left.
When she later found out that he was not Jewish but an Arab, she filed a criminal complaint for rape and indecent assault.
Although Kashur was initially charged with rape and indecent assault, this was changed to a charge of rape by deception as part of a plea bargain arrangement.
Handing down the verdict, Tzvi Segal, one of three judges on the case, acknowledged that sex had been consensual but said that although not "a classical rape by force," the woman would not have consented if she had not believed Kashur was Jewish.
The sex therefore was obtained under false pretences, the judges said. "If she hadn't thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have cooperated," they added.
The court ruled that Kashur should receive a jail term and rejected the option of a six-month community service order. He was said to be seeking to appeal.
Segal said: "The court is obliged to protect the public interest from sophisticated, smooth-tongued criminals who can deceive innocent victims at an unbearable price ??? the sanctity of their bodies and souls. When the very basis of trust between human beings drops, especially when the matters at hand are so intimate, sensitive and fateful, the court is required to stand firmly at the side of the victims ??? actual and potential ??? to protect their wellbeing. Otherwise, they will be used, manipulated and misled, while paying only a tolerable and symbolic price."
Gideon Levy, a liberal Israeli commentator, was quoted as saying: "I would like to raise only one question with the judge. What if this guy had been a Jew who pretended to be a Muslim and had sex with a Muslim woman?
"Would he have been convicted of rape? The answer is: of course not."
Arabs constitute about 20% of Israel's population, but relationships between Jews and Arabs are rare. There are few mixed neighbourhoods or towns, and Arabs suffer routine discrimination.
A friend of mine has in the past told girls that he
* is a submarine pilot
* is pioneering a new surgery to correct eyesight in glaucoma patients
* once played for Coventry FC
* owns his own holiday business
Surely this is the oldest game after the other oldest game. Rape by deception? GTFOOHWTBS. Anti-miscegenation laws more like.
If she was a washing machine, I'd put a dirty load inside her.
If she was a Dominos pizza, I'd be very frustrated if she didn't come in 30 minutes.
If she was a jigsaw puzzle I would do her on the floor, probably with my niece and nephew.
If she was a magic show, I would do her at a hospital in front of a bunch of sick kids.
Comments
Has he lied to get laid:
"I'm a well respected Hollywood actor"
Dude, marine biologist works, ive seen it done.
I might have to hand myself in to the Israeli authorities though, when i was backpacking in Tel Aviv in '95, i recieved a spectacular blowjob in the broom cupboard of a club down on the beach, after she was done, the Israeli girl looked up and said "I love Americans" I smiled and split.
Yay for slutty Israeli girls.
^^
blacks actually benefited under slavery!
Wait, so what does that make you?
A good liar?
A marine biologist.
Win
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DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
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**pause**
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Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
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