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Two-Year Old Toddler Smokes Cigarettes - Watch more Funny VideosVideo: Tragic Sumatran toddler Ardi Rizal has two-pack-a-day cigarette habitBY Tracy MillerDAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERAnd you thought you had a bad smoking habit.Ardi Rizal isn't even out of diapers, but he already smokes around 40 cigarettes every day, according to Metro.co.uk.The 2-year-old Sumatran boy was given his first cigarette at 18 months by his 30-year-old father, Mohammed. Now, he throws tantrums if he's denied his two-pack-a-day habit, according to his family."He's totally addicted," said Ardi's 26-year-old mother, Diana. "If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."The overweight tot uses a toy truck to get around instead of being active with other children, according to the report.The boy's disturbing habit hasn't escaped public notice in Sumatra. Concerned officials offered to buy the family a car if Ardi quits.Mohammed Rizal seemed unconcerned."He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem," he said.Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/hea...l#ixzz0p9Mjpkpf

DJ_Enki

You've gotta admit, though: It does make him look cool.

highscheme

sick

DJFerrari

You've gotta admit, though: It does make him look cool.

He actually does have fairly smooth form!

The_Non

You'd think he'd be thinner.

Reynaldo

I think there's room in the world for a two-pack-a-day baby. Call it diversity. He'll either die young or live to 90 and be a brutal dictator. He's clearly gotten used to getting his way against the better judgment of others.

staxwax

You've gotta admit, though: It does make him look cool.

He actually does have fairly smooth form!

he's got the cool smoking body language down pat

Reynaldo

You've gotta admit, though: It does make him look cool.

He actually does have fairly smooth form!

he's got the cool smoking body language down pat

He's the Mozart of smoking.

fishmongerfunk

He's the Mozart of smoking.

LOL

Grafwritah

You're always casting judgment. When you stop your own encouraging of toddlers to smoke then you can criticize others.


That being said, perhaps this is just a clever weight loss strategy by his parents. Will cigarettes or being a 200 pound 2 year old kill him first? Only time will tell.




Winner!

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SEOUL, South Korea ??? A South Korean couple were convicted Friday of abandoning their newborn daughter, who starved to death while they addictively played an online game raising a virtual child.

The husband, a 41-year-old taxi driver, and his 25-year-old wife were sentenced to two years in prison, but the woman's term was suspended because she is pregnant.

The couple played at Internet cafes on average 10 hours every day and bottle-fed their baby only once a day, prosecutors said in an affidavit.

The girl, who was born prematurely and weighed 5 pounds (2.25 kilograms), was often fed rotten formula and was beaten when she cried out of hunger, the affidavit said.

They found her dead when they returned to their home in Suwon, just south of Seoul, after an all-night gaming session last September, the ruling said. They hid at a relative's home after a autopsy found the baby died of malnutrition.

"This constitutes an inhumane crime where the defendants abandoned even the most basic responsibilities as parents, and is unforgivable beyond any excuse or reason," the Suwon District Court said in the ruling.

The mother will avoid jail time if she stays out of trouble for three years. The couple, who have only been identified by their surnames, Kim, have seven days to appeal.

The case shocked South Korea and raised concern over the severity of online gaming and Internet addiction in the nation of 49 million. The government says there are 2 million "Internet addicts" in the nation considered one of the world's most technologically wired.