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Crap or get off the Rapper

HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
edited May 2010 in Strut Central
Get your bars up, son. Heard you were commenting, now let's hear you do better. I doubt you ever even played any serious basketball.

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  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Either post like this sounds, or keep your posting to yaselves...

  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts


    D.E.E.-L.I.T.E.
  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts


    D.E.E.-L.I.T.E.

    i still ride for this album.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts


    D.E.E.-L.I.T.E.

    I'll take that as you posting like it sounds when Lady Miss Kier is doing her boho scat.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Either post like this sounds, or keep your posting to yaselves...


    I come to this place to help kill some time
    But the youngsters act like being old's a crime
    Havin' years behind you helps make you wise
    Not like some of you fools slinging burgers and fries

    The key to life is the golden rule
    Not some weak sauce thesis you were taught in school
    Do onto me and I'll do onto you
    Stomp you a new mudhole with my size 12 shoe

    You think that Hip-Hop is some new jack jawn
    I was hearing the dozens before you were born
    So GTFOOH with your know-it-all views
    I've scraped much smarter shit off of my shoes

    So there it is Harvey, I've put it out there
    Tighter shit than your nappy white boy hair
    You know how we do it down here in Texas
    Now which one of you chumps wanna wash my Lexus?
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Damn, you had me til Lexus.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Damn, you had me til Lexus.

    First draft, off the top.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    You gotta throw in some new style though, like...

    Hot capping on these suckas, baked muffin
    slapping up the face of those straight bluffin'
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Rap music? More like CRAP music, amirite? Hahahaha!
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    Wash My Lexus
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts

    You know damn well some 50 something year old jewish dude wrote that!!
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Got this dude I work with who when he gets a few drinks in him apparently starts busting the worst written raps anywhere...in public, addressing himself to people at the bar and ish. Last time I was around for this, actually the first time I've come to know that he does this in over 2 years of knowing him, and he got himself cut off at the bar while we were watching the last Pacquiao fight, meaning it was only like 9:30pm. I wish I could laugh at him, but it's faaaaar too embarrassing in that he really truly thinks he's good at it.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Got this dude I work with who when he gets a few drinks in him apparently starts busting the worst written raps anywhere...in public, addressing himself to people at the bar and ish. Last time I was around for this, actually the first time I've come to know that he does this in over 2 years of knowing him, and he got himself cut off at the bar while we were watching the last Pacquiao fight, meaning it was only like 9:30pm. I wish I could laugh at him, but it's faaaaar too embarrassing in that he really truly thinks he's good at it.

    A) I would never spit shit in public.

    B) It's all for laughs....with me or at me....doesn't matter.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Got this dude I work with who when he gets a few drinks in him apparently starts busting the worst written raps anywhere...in public, addressing himself to people at the bar and ish. Last time I was around for this, actually the first time I've come to know that he does this in over 2 years of knowing him, and he got himself cut off at the bar while we were watching the last Pacquiao fight, meaning it was only like 9:30pm. I wish I could laugh at him, but it's faaaaar too embarrassing in that he really truly thinks he's good at it.

    ohhh man, Steve.

    Steve was the theater manager at a club i worked at, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

    he would bust freestyles all the time.

    im steve, yeah thats right
    popping shit off the dome like everynight
    you wack, ill attack
    and then ill mmm bmmm dmmm hmmm

    and itd peter out and hed walk away.

    called himself QS.

    Quiet Storm.

    he was like David Brent on downers.

    fuckin Steve.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Got this dude I work with who when he gets a few drinks in him apparently starts busting the worst written raps anywhere...in public, addressing himself to people at the bar and ish. Last time I was around for this, actually the first time I've come to know that he does this in over 2 years of knowing him, and he got himself cut off at the bar while we were watching the last Pacquiao fight, meaning it was only like 9:30pm. I wish I could laugh at him, but it's faaaaar too embarrassing in that he really truly thinks he's good at it.

    ohhh man, Steve.

    Steve was the theater manager at a club i worked at, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

    he would bust freestyles all the time.

    im steve, yeah thats right
    popping shit off the dome like everynight
    you wack, ill attack
    and then ill mmm bmmm dmmm hmmm

    and itd peter out and hed walk away.

    called himself QS.

    Quiet Storm.

    he was like David Brent on downers.

    fuckin Steve.

    LOL...we had a dude in the warehouse a few years back that would rap non-stop....and he had a bad speech impediment....so bad that it didn't matter what the hell words he was using, they were gonna rhyme everydamntime.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    peter out
    Oh, it was one of those clubs.

    There's a twentysomething black dude here in Hyde Park who will show up suddenly in various businesses and public venues, recite with great emotion and great venom the first verse of "Only God Can Judge Me," strike a b-boy stance for a long second in defiance of no one in praticular, and then bounce, all with the swagger of one completely confident that he absolutely tore down the Dunkin' Donuts or the noodle spot or whatever. It's some drama.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    Also, I went to college with a dude who used to swear up and down that he had "inside information" that Father MC, of all people, was "crazy nice off the head" (I know, but that's how people talked back then). This was, like, his thing--he'd get a couple drinks in him, some weed or whatever, and start in: "Man, no one believes me when I tell them this, but you know that cat Father MC?..." I don't know that we were ever able to successfully impress upon him the extent to which a) none of us and b) no one anywhere would ever--ever--give a shit.

    He eventually left school with no notice, and there was some chemically-fueld speculation that he had gone on a vision quest to the offices of Uptown Records, with only the dogged Nike ACGs on his feet and the slightly irregular Fat Albert jersey (Gabriel Brothers, holler) on his back, seeking the truth.
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    I would pay to see Rock spit some rhymes.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    I would pay to see Rock spit some rhymes.
    No doubt. I'd like to see some more personal puchlines, though.

    COLD, SON.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    ohhh man, Steve.

    Steve...Zahn?
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Its a medley.

  • jdeezjdeez 638 Posts
    ohhh man, Steve.

    Steve...Zahn?

  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts
    that Father MC, of all people, was "crazy nice off the head"

    who cares if he could freestyle, dude got with theresa randle...
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