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Hyperbolic ebay descriptions

The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
edited January 2010 in Strut Central
shit, I know that this record is lame and boring as fugg and the coolest thing about it is the name and cover, but this dudes descrption seems like I should own this terd:http://cgi.ebay.com/WARLOCK-1972-DEMONIC...200638815540857

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  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    That is a slick cover. Real terd though, huh??
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    The guy does this for every single record he sells. It must take him 3 weeks to get a 25 piece list ready!
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    IMO yes...peep the soundclip, that is about as intense as the record gets
  • PlantweedPlantweed 394 Posts
    KTO's descriptions are great, have been enjoying them for years. I hope he collects them into a book.
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    KTO's descriptions are great, have been enjoying them for years.

    The art of Bull Schitting!!!
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    That soundclip is about as demonic as a newborn sucking its thumb.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    i knew something stank of jack blackedness.



  • CBearCBear 902 Posts
    I'm guessing he would have done better without the sound clip. It kind of ruined the whole vibe he had going with the description.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    that record is a terd.

    the label/production team/cover art has so much potential, too.

    I've sold a few things on eBay to KTO and they are the perfect customer, for what that's worth.
  • strataspherestratasphere Blastin' the Nasty 1,035 Posts
    It's not a total terd/turd. Definately something you should only pick up if you're a completist though. So So opening break on You've Been My Rock but that's about it. Could have been a much better album given it's label association(Hotwax/Invictus).
    Attached files
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts


    warlock sample, for the few on here who may find this info interesting
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