I envision the fake Luke, Han, and Leia being all excited about being in this ... they were dancing around going, "Yeah! All right! This is our big break!"
Uh, no.
And why does fake Han look like he should be strolling into the opening set-up of some sort of gay porn...
That was pretty entertaining as well. Is this from one of those second-life things where fat guys masquerading as cyber-hot-chicks give you pretend handjobs while you collect swords and spells and bacon and stuff?
There was a major lack of fat guys masquerading as hot chicks in this video. And where were those midget prostitutes and the chick with the three tits?
That was pretty funny. Although it was kind of suspect at the beginning when she mentions the Emperor. I recall the Emperor not appearing until ROTJ, so I was thinking that she knows more about this then she lets on. But then she starts mentioning shit all out of order so it made sense later on.
Chewbacca is a big Ewok? All hairy aliens look the same?
I envision the fake Luke, Han, and Leia being all excited about being in this ... they were dancing around going, "Yeah! All right! This is our big break!"
Uh, no.
And why does fake Han look like he should be strolling into the opening set-up of some sort of gay porn...
I envision the fake Luke, Han, and Leia being all excited about being in this ... they were dancing around going, "Yeah! All right! This is our big break!"
Uh, no.
And why does fake Han look like he should be strolling into the opening set-up of some sort of gay porn...
that's donny and marie osmond, fool.
Was it really??? I'll have to go back and look.
Somebody needs to make a "schooled" graemlin with a little red schoolhouse.
Chewbacca is a big Ewok? All hairy aliens look the same?
ROTJ was originally supposed to take place on the wookie home planet but they decided that it would have a much broader appeal if the wookies were tiny and cute (there are sketches of the original concepts though, its pretty funny/weird).
Chewbacca is a big Ewok? All hairy aliens look the same?
ROTJ was originally supposed to take place on the wookie home planet but they decided that it would have a much broader appeal if the wookies were tiny and cute (there are sketches of the original concepts though, its pretty funny/weird).
Although it was much to the dismay of the real headz, this was a good decision.
I'm sure some serious Star Wars nerd could trace for me the geneological connections between Ewoks and Wookiees.
Chewbacca is a big Ewok? All hairy aliens look the same?
ROTJ was originally supposed to take place on the wookie home planet but they decided that it would have a much broader appeal if the wookies were tiny and cute (there are sketches of the original concepts though, its pretty funny/weird).
Although it was much to the dismay of the real headz, this was a good decision.
Bullshit!
If The Ewoks were the better decision, why did Lucas come around to making the all Wookie planet in a later film(earlier story)? Dude caved in to the community.
No one I know who saw ROTJ, when it came out, thought the Ewoks were that shit.
No one I know who saw ROTJ, when it came out, thought the Ewoks were that shit.
Well, your focus group aside, I'm sure they played pretty well with middle America. I was, like, 7 years old and I thought they were alright. They weren't "that shit" but I wasn't mad at them. Do they annoy the hell out of me now? Of course. I'm sure there are a lot of kids out there who thought Jar-Jar and his fam were cool.
I meant it was the right decision from a marketing perspective. The Star Wars joints were essentially kids movies. Cute and cuddly will trump tall, grungy and imposing every time. The former is easier to merchandise as well.
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That was fan-freaking-tastic.
I envision the fake Luke, Han, and Leia being all excited about being in this ... they were dancing around going, "Yeah! All right! This is our big break!"
Uh, no.
And why does fake Han look like he should be strolling into the opening set-up of some sort of gay porn...
That was pretty entertaining as well. Is this from one of those second-life things where fat guys masquerading as cyber-hot-chicks give you pretend handjobs while you collect swords and spells and bacon and stuff?
There was a major lack of fat guys masquerading as hot chicks in this video. And where were those midget prostitutes and the chick with the three tits?
That was pretty funny. Although it was kind of suspect at the beginning when she mentions the Emperor. I recall the Emperor not appearing until ROTJ, so I was thinking that she knows more about this then she lets on. But then she starts mentioning shit all out of order so it made sense later on.
Chewbacca is a big Ewok? All hairy aliens look the same?
that's donny and marie osmond, fool.
Was it really??? I'll have to go back and look.
Somebody needs to make a "schooled" graemlin with a little red schoolhouse.
ROTJ was originally supposed to take place on the wookie home planet but they decided that it would have a much broader appeal if the wookies were tiny and cute (there are sketches of the original concepts though, its pretty funny/weird).
Although it was much to the dismay of the real headz, this was a good decision.
I'm sure some serious Star Wars nerd could trace for me the geneological connections between Ewoks and Wookiees.
"Allow me to educate you!"
Bullshit!
If The Ewoks were the better decision, why did Lucas come around to making the all Wookie planet in a later film(earlier story)? Dude caved in to the community.
No one I know who saw ROTJ, when it came out, thought the Ewoks were that shit.
Yeah - its a Star Wars thread now.
Am I cracking up or is that Kris kristofferson dressed up as Han Solo???
Well, your focus group aside, I'm sure they played pretty well with middle America. I was, like, 7 years old and I thought they were alright. They weren't "that shit" but I wasn't mad at them. Do they annoy the hell out of me now? Of course. I'm sure there are a lot of kids out there who thought Jar-Jar and his fam were cool.
I meant it was the right decision from a marketing perspective. The Star Wars joints were essentially kids movies. Cute and cuddly will trump tall, grungy and imposing every time. The former is easier to merchandise as well.