portland croatian sensation
erikbeats
129 Posts
this is too much
from website......"Levon Levan was born a poor farm boy in rural Croatia. From the first, his family knew there was something different about Levon. He learned how to shake his hips before he could crawl. He danced before he could walk. He sang before he spoke. His first words were not "mama" but "shake it baby"....."Life was hard on the rutabaga farm, but a young Levon found ways to make the chores easier. He often sang as he worked. And even the rutabagas paid attention to Levon's singing voice. The neighboring farmers used to gather 'round in the evenings just to hear young Levon singing traditional Croatian songs and a few he had written himself"......."It wasn't long before people from all over the countryside were coming to hear and see "The Croatian Sensation". By seven years of age Levon had made a name for himself outside his small farming community. No one who saw Levon perform had any doubt that he had been born for greater things"..........."Cut to many years later. Levon Levan is in America, stunning audiences left and right with his powerful vocal delivery, fiery stage presence, and insightful lyrics. When Levon launches into a funky dance number like "Steam" or a song about love, such as "I Wonder If She's Kinky" there's not a dry panty in the house".......seriously is this a joke?
from website......"Levon Levan was born a poor farm boy in rural Croatia. From the first, his family knew there was something different about Levon. He learned how to shake his hips before he could crawl. He danced before he could walk. He sang before he spoke. His first words were not "mama" but "shake it baby"....."Life was hard on the rutabaga farm, but a young Levon found ways to make the chores easier. He often sang as he worked. And even the rutabagas paid attention to Levon's singing voice. The neighboring farmers used to gather 'round in the evenings just to hear young Levon singing traditional Croatian songs and a few he had written himself"......."It wasn't long before people from all over the countryside were coming to hear and see "The Croatian Sensation". By seven years of age Levon had made a name for himself outside his small farming community. No one who saw Levon perform had any doubt that he had been born for greater things"..........."Cut to many years later. Levon Levan is in America, stunning audiences left and right with his powerful vocal delivery, fiery stage presence, and insightful lyrics. When Levon launches into a funky dance number like "Steam" or a song about love, such as "I Wonder If She's Kinky" there's not a dry panty in the house".......seriously is this a joke?