Have you seen my lunch?
DB_Cooper
Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
I put it in the office fridge this morning, and now it's gone. I have to imagine some motherf*cker stole it. If you have any leads, hit me up here, or, if you know who stole it, hit me on the PM.
P.S. - It's in a clear, square Tupperware with a blue lid. Chicken, spinach, broccoli, and carrots.
P.S. - It's in a clear, square Tupperware with a blue lid. Chicken, spinach, broccoli, and carrots.
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One of my co-workers placed some "bait" in the form of a bottle of Coke....to which he had added some Methyl Blue dye.....it will turn your piss blue....sure enough someone stole it....never caught them but the theivery stopped.
Yes. Action must be taken. Because I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell.
total botb
Problem solver?
Naw, they'll probably think they're doing you a favor by throwing it out.
These people steal lunches, god knows what goes in in their heads?
(I don't spit on my food)
Had no problems since
I'll take a pic of the one at my work and post it later, on the same level as that!!
shouldn't it be "whomever"?
Yes. But when addressing the hoi polloi, it is best to speak in the common vernacular. And those dudes ain't using they grammar right.
Actually, though, I just fusk that up all the time.
Not my note, but a fellow co-worker!
Takin food is on the same level as leavin freshly smeared boogas in bathroom stall.
Take that to http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
One day, a few people split some Costco pizza and had some leftovers. Lady asked if she could go home early cos she was feeling sick. On the way home, she stole all the pizza leftovers! The last straw was a tub of butter someone had in the fridge. Shit goes missing and EVERYONE knows who it was. One of those letters were posted on the fridge and lady never stole shit after that.
Good thing she was only a temp so she never got rehired. On her (and several others) last day, we went out for lunch and my boss who was paying for it couldn't make it. Bitch actually goes out and orders beer on top of my boss' tab. WTF.
i thought better of you, PBS man. this is worse than that time I found out the Tooth Fairy didn't exist (cue Family Guy-style flashback).
Damn, how did I miss that site? ^
You can always try the direct approach.
Eating fat free[/b] American cheese: the crime is worse than the punishment.
Passive aggressive notes is an outstanding site
Haha! Nah, it would be passive-aggressive if I knew who did it, and left a note instead of confronting them in person. But the culprit is still unknown.
Also, there are around 1,000 employees here plus volunteers, so it's not easy to narrow down. I brought my lunch again today, though, so let's see if the motherf*cker has the gall to do it again.
Bring it, bitch. I f*cking dare you.
Haha, I'm sayin'. It appears the grammar hunter has become the grammar hunted.
I've always worked for very small companies so no one's ever been bogus like that in terms of lunches in the fridge.
Although my boss at my old job was going through the fridge and threw out someone's cheese because it was moldy. The thing was, it was Gorgonzola or some kind of cheese that was supposed to be moldy. That was awkward. Dude was like "It's moldy cheese! It's supposed to be.....arggh!" The shit was like, already in the dumpster so there was no saving it.
The victim is actually a strutter who doesn't post here often enough. If you're out there R*b, do you remember this?
NZ Shadow would be in like Flynn up in that there dumpster BITD