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I dropped my Panini

RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
edited December 2008 in Strut Central
I was just about to microwave this bitch when I fumbled and dropped my Panini on the carpet here at work.b, 21b, 21I already pulled a couple of hairs off of it (one which was curly).b, 21b, 21Should I brush them off and eat or go hungry?b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/raw.gif" alt="" 21

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  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Just line up in it, hairs and all.
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,917 Posts
    The new-sock-washers will tell you no, but I say listen to your stomach.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    F*ck it. I'm grossed out. I took two bights and gave it to my dog.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
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    b, 21Just line up in it, hairs and all.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21This almost made me snarf my tea.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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    b, 21Just line up in it, hairs and all.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21aka lining up in the pannini.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    did it fall flat or did it roll around? flat, just rip some of the damaged bread off. roll around, that shit has got to go
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    there was hair on it! it had to go no matter what!b, 21hair! b, 21maybe not from the head! b, 21maybe with dogpoo and flu-virus spit and rotten milk on it! b, 21b, 21b, 21You can have your dog at your work?
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,419 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21bights
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21thats a new one for me
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    I just ate a bagel with tiny white dots on it. Pretty sure it was the onset of mold. Me no cyaaaare! There was nothing else to eat.b, 21b, 21img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/day465/Soulstrut/del.gif"1
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    One of my teenage jobs was at a supermarket and one time they asked me to unwrap cheese, cut off the dry white spots, rewrap with a new expiration date and throw it back on the shelf. I did it all but gave it the same expiration date as before and buried them at the bottom of the pile.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21Pretty sure it was the onset of mold.
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    font class="post"1 b, 21b, 21This is DEFINITELY not an option for me. You crazy.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21One of my teenage jobs was at a supermarket and one time they asked me to unwrap cheese, cut off the dry white spots, rewrap with a new expiration date and throw it back on the shelf. I did it all but gave it the same expiration date as before and buried them at the bottom of the pile.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21nothing wrong with cutting the mold off cheese and eating it.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    the non-moldy cheese that is. don't actually eat the mold parts. toss those. knowledge dropped.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21I was just about to microwave this bitch when I fumbled and dropped my Panini on the carpet here at work.
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    b, 21I already pulled a couple of hairs off of it (one which was curly).
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    b, 21Should I brush them off and eat or go hungry?
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21if you were to zap it again for a minute or so you would kill most anything harmless on that bitch.b, 21b, 21then again the dog is also a good option.b, 21b, 21you get to bring your dog to work? dope.
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
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  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21I just ate a bagel with tiny white dots on it. Pretty sure it was the onset of mold. Me no cyaaaare! There was nothing else to eat.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21you should have gotten out a knife so you could "REMOOOVE DEM!!!"
  • Tuff_GongTuff_Gong 627 Posts
    Hitting carpet is a dealbreaker as far as I'm concerned. If it hits linoleum or something you can at least pretend maybe it hit a clean spot but carpet? You know there's all kinds of fibers and hairs and skin flakes and crap on there.
  • jaysusjaysus 787 Posts
    Anyone see that tv test where they used jelly bean, a shrimp and a piece of bread and then dropped them in three places; the kitchen, the park and the sidewalk?b, 21b, 21Turns out sidewalk is the cleanest because the sun sanitizes it a little bit, park second and kitchen third.b, 21b, 21The jelly bean picked up the least amount of contaminates.
  • SnagglepusSnagglepus 1,756 Posts
    [i]what's a panini?/i1b, 21b, 21object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1
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